Not The Onion

[ly2 from WF]

BBC NEWS | Health | Doctors' kitchen knives ban call

 

[quintana]

The media always give a platform to a loud minority if it will create controversy.
7 years on, the ban didn't happen.

 

[JarredLv]

Just put up "No Knives Allowed" signs. Problem solved.

 

[Netphase]

 

[charlesmartel]

Just wait until someone gets forked to death. The limeys will be back to eating with their bare hands.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I agree with the Brits on this. There is no valid reason for a minor to be buying eating utensils. There is also no valid reason for ANYONE to be stocking up on eating utensils so I wouldn't mind seeing a national registry to keep track of how many forks and spoons each Brit has access to. Plus, one of those spoons looks a lot bigger than necessary - how much fucking food do you really need to shovel in your mouth at one time anyway?

 

[faceblogger]

OMG MATTSEH

 

[jeffrey]

OMG MATTSEH

Fuck that guy