Notice To All Wickedfire Members (Open Up, It's Important)
- Thread starter HeadlessBarbie
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Greetings.
I just wanted to welcome myself to the worst forum I have ever seen. This will be my first and last thread ever made here. I just wanted to let all of you guys know that you all need to go watch "She's Out of My League", because thats what you all are.
You will reply to this thread with anger, animated GIF's, pictures of cats, links that redirect to Animated Gif's of men having Anal Sex, and so much more. You will be angry. You will be angry because the truth of my message will pierce your hearts to the core.
I am from Las Vegas, NV. I am 5'8", Blonde, perfect teeth, fake tits, and a perfectly fit stomach. I used to strip at the Rhino at night while putting myself through college. After college I moved to the east coast and worked for 3 of the largest Performance Marketing companies out there. I managed you guys. I saw what you did to innocent people. you were ruthless.
I have been to all of your parties in Vegas. I was the tan blonde skinny chick with fake tits. I was the girl that you were all getting your dicks wet over. I have to admit, I am a whore. I have slept with so many of you and sucked so many of your dicks, just to get to the top. I went there. I called up my stripper friends, had threesomes at the palms with you guys; I did it ALL.
I just want to let you guys know that you are a bunch of worthless nerds that will never truly find lasting love and wealth in life. You need to seriously quit hanging out in chat rooms and forums, and go out and get a fucking life.
I want to drink your drink. :banana_sml:
This thread delivers. I can't believe I just read all that. I laughed, I cried, I beat off furiously. But most importantly, we learned not to mess with Jon.
Hanging out in chatrooms and forums has earned me the living to afford hiring skinny blonde women with big fake boltons
oh there's plenty left
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My dick doesnt get a hard on when i see her. She looks like the girl that had to be slutty just to compete with the girls with a nice round ass, and real big tits.
My dick doesnt get a hard on when i see her. She looks like the girl that had to be slutty just to compete with the girls with a nice round ass, and real big tits.
Chris Garduno’s Experience
- Internet Entrepreneur
ChrisGarduno.com
(Marketing and Advertising industry)
January 2009 — Present (1 year 3 months) - Outside Sales
Fastenal
(Public Company; FAST; Wholesale industry)
January 2008 — July 2008 (7 months) - Busser
Darden Restaurants
(Public Company; Restaurants industry)
December 2006 — December 2007 (1 year 1 month) - Busser
Grill Concepts, Inc.
(Restaurants industry)
October 2007 — October 2007 (1 month) - Account Executive
Universal Accounting
(Privately Held; Management Consulting industry)
August 2006 — October 2006 (3 months) - Door to Door Sales
Orkin Pest Control
(Public Company; ROL; Consumer Services industry)
May 2006 — July 2006 (3 months) - Account Executive
RBS Lynk
(Public Company; Financial Services industry)
January 2006 — April 2006 (4 months) - Marketing Consultant
PG&E
(Public Company; Utilities industry)
July 2005 — November 2005 (5 months) - Junior Waiter
Norwegian Cruise Line
(Privately Held; Leisure, Travel & Tourism industry)
April 2005 — July 2005 (4 months) - Busser
The Cheesecake Factory
(Public Company; CAKE; Restaurants industry)
February 2005 — April 2005 (3 months) - Busser
San Joaquin Country Club
(Sports industry)
October 2004 — December 2004 (3 months) - Full Time Missionary
LDS Church
(Non-Profit; Religious Institutions industry)
October 2002 — October 2004 (2 years 1 month) - Teller
Westamerica Bank
(Public Company; Banking industry)
May 2002 — October 2002 (6 months) - Technical support
Microsoft
(Public Company; MSFT; Computer Software industry)
January 2002 — April 2002 (4 months) - Retail Associate
Hogi Yogi Sandwiches
(Privately Held; Restaurants industry)
June 2001 — December 2001 (7 months) - Sales Associate
Foot Locker
(Public Company; Z; Retail industry)
January 1998 — May 1998 (5 months)
^ He doesnt last long in his jobs. His days in the Marketing and Advertising industry should come to an end very soon.
Tho I dont see why you are being so hard on him.
Tho I dont see why you are being so hard on him.
