This motherfucker that I stopped being friends with put job ads on Craigslist. Like mow my 3 acre lawn for $80/hr, I need housecleaning 4br high scale apartment will pay $900. Like 6 random ads that said to call and text anytime because I'm going on vacation and need it done before. I called called every 5 fucking minutes and texted every 10 minutes for 2 days and I had to keep flagging the ads down.
LOL That's the best way to mess with someone. Just keep putting job ads on craigslist