Odd Medical Question: Anyone else not bleed?

Deliguy

Deliguy

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I realize this is probably a bad place to ask but I'm just curious if anyone else here has experience with this or knows someone else who's the same way. Kinda hunting down an explanation.

I don't ever bleed. I can get a cut and never more than a drop of blood comes out before the wound heals up.

Very few of my friends believe me because usually the cuts are healed up before I can show anyone. So whenever I'm fuckin around with a razor blade or knife or something and accidentally cut myself i quickly run over to whoever is around and show them the tiny drop of blood, wipe it off and theres no cut underneath. idk it just kinda freaks me out, I've even had coworkers see me get like a 2inch long, cm deep cut from a boxknife on my hand before and before i can even wipe off the blood theres no cut anymore. It's the same if i fall and scrape myself. It's like within seconds. I've also never worn a bandaid or had an infection in my life. Yet some of my friends bleed for days and have to keep bandaids and ointments and all sorts of shit on it after they get a cut.

I'm not complaining or bragging, I'm just wondering if I'm alone in this freakness or why it is what it is? I just got a big ass cut from a broken wine bottle, and now theres nothing to even take a picture of.
 


I've heard people say the same about alcohol, how they don't get drunk. Then I've gone out on the piss with them and realised it's actually because they dont drink very much. You just need to stab harder.
 
BluuueJammm said:
I've heard people say the same about alcohol, how they don't get drunk. Then I've gone out on the piss with them and realised it's actually because they dont drink very much. You just need to stab harder.
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LOL yeah maybe. I just need to catch an artery or something.
 
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Geez, all this while you are in WF hiding behind that handle.
 
not the best camera in the world but i took a pic of it.
From about 5 mins after the big broken wine bottle cut that shoulda fucked me up (not exaggerating). Even the skin is back. It's not a scab. Just a tiny dark spot now under the skin.
WTF

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I'm having a hard time believing this, but given DeliGuy is a respected member of the community and is obviously not trying to BS anybody, the only thing that would make sense is that he is a Replicant, and Harrison Ford will soon be looking for him. Or a Terminator, on the hunt for Steven Wagenheim.
 
Roundabout said:
I'm having a hard time believing this, but given DeliGuy is a respected member of the community and is obviously not trying to BS anybody, the only thing that would make sense is that he is a Replicant, and Harrison Ford will soon be looking for him. Or a Terminator, on the hunt for Steven Wagenheim.
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All other scenarios considered, he could be Wolverine too.
 
Next thing Eli will say is that he never really has to sleep. That is why he can create the hundreds of sites that he creates.

If anyone see's DeliGuy in real life make him eat something. And watch real carefully to see if he swallows the food.
 
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