So, I was eating out this girl, and I tasted horse semen.
Then, I looked at her and said, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
How does a black girl know she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon, all the cotton has been picked
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So, I was eating out this girl, and I tasted horse semen.
Then, I looked at her and said, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
How does a black girl know she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon, all the cotton has been picked
Please stop fuckin up my jokes. It clearly takes 5 niggers to form a basketball team
Chinese guy walks into a bar. Black bartender asks what the guy wants to drink.
Chinese guy says..."I want a chigger nigger"
Black guy says, "excuse me?"
Chinese guy says "I want a chigger nigger"
Black guy says, "Man say it one more time!"
Chinese guys says, "GIVE ME A CHIGGER NIGGER!"
Black guy says..."Listen, I am going to be civilized about this situation. Let's switch spots and we will see how you like it".
So the Chinese guy goes behind the bar.
Black guy walks up to the bar and says, "Give me a fucking drink chink"
Chinese guys says, "Sorry we no serve nigger here."
Chinese guy says..."I want a chigger nigger"
Black guy says, "excuse me?"
Chinese guy says "I want a chigger nigger"
Black guy says, "Man say it one more time!"
Chinese guys says, "GIVE ME A CHIGGER NIGGER!"
Black guy says..."Listen, I am going to be civilized about this situation. Let's switch spots and we will see how you like it".
So the Chinese guy goes behind the bar.
Black guy walks up to the bar and says, "Give me a fucking drink chink"
Chinese guys says, "Sorry we no serve nigger here."
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.
Q: Whats the difference between a jewish girl and a mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: Why did pewep cross the road?
A: Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko
Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.
Q: what do you call a fag in a sleeping bag?
A: fruit roll up.
A: From the mace
Q: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.
Q: Whats the difference between a jewish girl and a mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: Why did pewep cross the road?
A: Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko
Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.
Q: what do you call a fag in a sleeping bag?
A: fruit roll up.
A guy and a girl meet at a bar……
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:
"You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says:
"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"
"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says: "You must be a very good dentist."
The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a very good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:....
"CAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL A THING"
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:
"You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says:
"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"
"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says: "You must be a very good dentist."
The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a very good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:....
"CAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL A THING"
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count. (LOL)
Q: What do rednecks and KFC have in common?
A: They do chicken right.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What do you call a fat chinese person?
A: A chunk.
Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: Tell them Hilter is driving.
A: His wife and kids.
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count. (LOL)
Q: What do rednecks and KFC have in common?
A: They do chicken right.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What do you call a fat chinese person?
A: A chunk.
Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: Tell them Hilter is driving.
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A: A park bench can actually support a family.
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