Offensive Jokes
- Thread starter Dwight Schrute
- Start date
Who visits millions of African children at Christmas while they are sleeping?
Death.
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Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
Patient: "Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."
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I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
Death.
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Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
Patient: "Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."
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I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
Making some of these up as a I go, so can't vouch for quality..
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Why do blacks steal TVs?
To watch their friends and family on Cops.
Why do blacks always go to jail?
Because you can't put them "black" into the community.
A Mexican and a black are riding in car, who's driving?
A cop!
What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.
What do you do when you see a black with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load
Why are blacks so strong?
T.V.'s are getting heavier.
What happened to the black woman that had an abortion?
Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars
What does a black person do to both a door and a white woman?
Forced entry.
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Why do blacks steal TVs?
To watch their friends and family on Cops.
Why do blacks always go to jail?
Because you can't put them "black" into the community.
A Mexican and a black are riding in car, who's driving?
A cop!
What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.
What do you do when you see a black with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load
Why are blacks so strong?
T.V.'s are getting heavier.
What happened to the black woman that had an abortion?
Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars
What does a black person do to both a door and a white woman?
Forced entry.
So I woke up this morning and came on wickedfire. Saw I had more then a few likes and it immediately made my day. "Wow, people actually liked my offensive joke!"
Well, I'm kind of confused here. Did Dwight Schrute like my joke so much he was able to like it twice? How does one like a post twice?
Well, I'm kind of confused here. Did Dwight Schrute like my joke so much he was able to like it twice? How does one like a post twice?
Nigga gonna nigg
^I can imagine this one putting a sudden silence to the room of laughter
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Mexican and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
A: Jail.
Q: How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
A: Through the window.
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
A: Jail.
Q: How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
A: Through the window.
Just a quick post, to wish all you fellow WF'ers a merry politically-correct non-denominational 'Winterfest'-type holiday, and a happy new Gregorian calendar reset.
Oh, and a quick Christmas song you can all enjoy:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve pakis smelling
Eleven rapists raping
Ten kids a-missing
Nine muslims bombing
Eight yanks a-munching
Seven dwarves a-shrinking
Six coons a-stealing
Five ruined rings
Four duplicates
Three beaten wives
Two towers down
And a paedo in a playground
Oh, and a quick Christmas song you can all enjoy:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve pakis smelling
Eleven rapists raping
Ten kids a-missing
Nine muslims bombing
Eight yanks a-munching
Seven dwarves a-shrinking
Six coons a-stealing
Five ruined rings
Four duplicates
Three beaten wives
Two towers down
And a paedo in a playground
