Oh God My Username is Inaccurate Now Why Did I Choose It??

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Hello married person,
Congrats and I hope you birth many children
Good luck bros.
 
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That's so fucked up to buy someone a drink on their wedding day that you know is going to make them sick. That's like the jerk on your birthday who always has to buy you the worst tasting shot just to purposely make you throw up.
 
Congrats Girl! And I really have to add it here -- pics or it didn't happen. :D
 
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Yeah, of course there are bad marriages... same as there are bad relationships..

Funny thing is that the people with great marriages still fuck with your head.

I do this and a colleague does, too.
We have a younger colleague and we always keep saying things like "sex is over", "wifey makes the rules", etc...

He is in a long term relationship and you can see the fear in his eyes as soon as we start on that track. Funny as hell.

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Very true. It's much more fun to play to the stereotypes, rather than say "I'm married and loving (almost) every minute of it!"

So, congrats Hannah(no longer)mcintyre!
 
hannahmcintyre said:
Got married yesterday afternoon.

It was awesome.

No pics yet but will post some when I get them. We had a pretty sweet party after, I puked twice after we took over the bar and a friend made me a drink with about 7 shots in it.
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Don Mcintyre, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child.
 
*cough don't do it cough*.... o wait ..too late.... in that case... Congrats! May you live long and prosper.
 
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