Ohhh How Sweet It Is!

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Jon

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Another stupid kid randomly IM'ed me a few mins ago asking who I am, because my AIM name is on the most popular list for all people checking AIM status. Anyway, decided to have a little fun with him since I'm in a pleasant mood. I wonder what he's thinking now. It was actually really hard for me to come up with a realistic story, but then I got lazy and just threw random shit his way. Ah well, see for yourself, on with the show!

mikeak21 (10:36:54 PM): whoever you are you are really popular
ao jon (10:55:49 PM): Thanks?
mikeak21 (10:56:00 PM): who are you anyway?
ao jon (10:56:11 PM): That depends.. Where did you get my AIM from?
mikeak21 (10:56:34 PM): an AIM staus site
mikeak21 (10:56:39 PM): *status
ao jon (10:56:50 PM): Which one?
mikeak21 (10:57:20 PM): aimcheck.com or something
ao jon (10:57:22 PM): Oh shit.
ao jon (10:57:27 PM): For real??
mikeak21 (10:57:31 PM): aimchecker
mikeak21 (10:57:33 PM): what?
mikeak21 (10:57:34 PM): yea?
ao jon (10:57:31 PM): Fuck.
mikeak21 (10:57:38 PM): whats up?
ao jon (10:57:41 PM): That's the government one.
ao jon (10:57:42 PM): Ugh
mikeak21 (10:57:50 PM): who are you?
ao jon (10:57:52 PM): I'm Jon of course.
mikeak21 (10:58:00 PM): Jon.........
ao jon (10:58:06 PM): Jon who cannot be named.
mikeak21 (10:58:25 PM): ok i'm scared to talk to you know
mikeak21 (10:58:31 PM): *now
ao jon (10:58:42 PM): Listen, if you're one of those damn NSA agents, you do know that you need a warrant or court order to speak to me on here.
ao jon (10:58:53 PM): I told you guys I didn't want to deal with you anymore.
mikeak21 (10:58:59 PM): I'm not lol
ao jon (10:58:58 PM): So just fuck off already.
mikeak21 (10:59:06 PM): I'm not an agent
mikeak21 (10:59:09 PM): i swear
mikeak21 (10:59:24 PM): but it seems like the govt is after you so im scared to talk to you
ao jon (10:59:40 PM): I told you my days of bringing down banking networks are over, especially since you guys used me to do all that snooping work on Microsoft.
ao jon (10:59:42 PM): Oh
ao jon (10:59:44 PM): Well shit.
ao jon (10:59:49 PM): Disregard all that then please.
mikeak21 (10:59:54 PM): you guys?
mikeak21 (10:59:57 PM): i'm not an agent
ao jon (10:59:57 PM): Alright.
ao jon (11:00:14 PM): You do know that if you really are, I can hold this as entrapment.
ao jon (11:00:28 PM): I'm logging your AIM name and giving it to my lawyer.
ao jon (11:00:31 PM): Just in case.
mikeak21 (11:00:46 PM): dude, i was trying to see if a freind was online and noticed that you were at the top of the list inc checked pple
mikeak21 (11:00:52 PM): aimchecker.com

mikeak21 (11:00:55 PM): there you go
ao jon (11:00:59 PM): I'm not falling for your trap and going to it.
ao jon (11:01:03 PM): I know my name is there again.
mikeak21 (11:01:19 PM):its on their multiple times
mikeak21 (11:01:22 PM): but im not an agent
mikeak21 (11:01:23 PM): LOL
ao jon (11:01:24 PM): I'm going to make damn sure my lawyers call you! And take back these damn tinfoil hats already, god. They are so itchy on my head.

mikeak21 (11:02:03 PM): sorry for ever IMing you but i'm just a random kid, ok?
ao jon (11:02:05 PM): MikeAK21. Yeah right. So you're saying it's just a fuckin coincidence that AK21 was the name of the operation the NSA hired me for?
mikeak21 (11:02:11 PM): i'll stop IMing you if you want
ao jon (11:02:35 PM): Sorry but we'll see what the lawyers say about this.
mikeak21 (11:02:54 PM): whatever... i'm not worried since im a randon person
ao jon (11:02:53 PM): So Mike.. Would you say you're a bottom or a top?

mikeak21 signed off at 11:02:58 PM.
 


LOL...

All those lovely links to WF.... Your site, Jon? A game? Or is WF just that popular?! :D
 
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