Ohhh shit!

[dreamache]

 

[markus]

Congrats dude!

 

[jdomaha]

Your life is pretty much fucked now. Enjoy not sleeping.

 

[dreamache]

Your life is pretty much fucked now. Enjoy not sleeping.

haha.. that's why I told her I'm moving and will visit a few times for the next 11 years, then will return to remain a permanent resident. actually wait, next 18

 

[RBseatown]

Congrats, hopefully its what you wanted lol

 

[clashctyrokr]

Your girlfriend got you pregnant!? Dump that bitch.

 

[sitemap]

congratulations

 

[Infinite Keith]

Your girlfriend got you pregnant!? Dump that bitch.

Haha!

And also, grats!

 

[markus]

what if the kid turned out like

 

[bb_wolfe]

It'd be funnier if it weren't your sister's test...

 

[LogicFlux]

what if the kid turned out like

I lol'd hard.

 

[AdHustler]

haha hope your kid never sees this post.

 

[kingofsp]

Your girlfriend got you pregnant!? Dump that bitch.

He never said it was his girlfriend. You guys are so sexist.

 

[kelhalla2]

you have balls of steel to even post that on this forum (and balls of superswimmers)

 

[Bofu2U]

Congrats dude, get him in photoshop by age 2 I need more logos.

PS - Mazel Tov!

 

[acemenace]

He never said it was his girlfriend. You guys are so sexist.

WTF is up with you and these great lines today?? lol

And dreamache - Congrats on the baby. And yeah, say buh bye to your sleep fucker.

 

[alexb]

Your life is pretty much fucked now. Enjoy not sleeping.

Fuck that. Outsource your infant care between midnight and 10 AM.

 

[turbolapp]

It's the best, it really is. They keep you laughing and loving more than you ever have before.

Welcome to the Jungle.

 

[clashctyrokr]

Fuck that. Outsource your infant care between midnight and 10 AM.

Haha yeah, just find an Indian on DP. They'll take care of your kid, raise it to age 18, and get it a job - For $30.50.

 

[acemenace]

It's the best, it really is. They keep you laughing and loving more than you ever have before.

Where can you buy one of 'em? Looks like I got mine on the Kmart Blue Light Special.