Is anybody else really pissed off at the blatant hypocrisy of the commercials that are playing during the Olympics?
Olympic athletes are the peak of human perfection. Real champions need real food, so eat McDonalds!
Champions lead demanding lives, which is why you need to take Tylenol to dull the pain of your meaningless existence.
You'll never have a medal like this guy, so use your Visa card to make impulse purchases so you can feel better about yourself.
That and we get 2 minutes of coverage for every 8 minutes of commercials.
Olympic athletes are the peak of human perfection. Real champions need real food, so eat McDonalds!
Champions lead demanding lives, which is why you need to take Tylenol to dull the pain of your meaningless existence.
You'll never have a medal like this guy, so use your Visa card to make impulse purchases so you can feel better about yourself.
That and we get 2 minutes of coverage for every 8 minutes of commercials.