One Legged Black Man

[DruSam]

ahahaha, good stuff. I know you've probably posted this before, but how'd you lose your leg?

Osteosarcoma at 10 years old.

 

[Mike]

Osteosarcoma at 10 years old.

I like the wood chipper story better.

 

[DruSam]

Tragic wood chipper accident.

I used tell little kids I was in the Vietnam war. recently I've been saying the War in Iraq.

 

[dastuff]

I'd go with the toothfairy took it.

 

[Deliguy]

but i like the idea, we could pair up left and right legs then tape them together to make an actual full person...brilliant!

Thats the greatest idea i've ever heard. They'd have four arms too so they could demolish anyone who stands in their way.

Here's a quick blueprint of how you kicking someones ass might go down

 

[DruSam]

poor trash talkin schmuck = engaged/jdog/elephant/i_like_c0ck

nice work Deli.

 

[kyleirwin]

I prefer Vans skateboarding shoes. sooo comfy and rockin.

and yeah basically I have a closet full of brand new left footed shoes.

*shoe.

 

[DruSam]

*shoe.

Still shoes, because I still have to buy both pairs, even if i don't wear one. :Yahoo_29:

 

[DanNicol]

at least you dont have to wait for the clerk to go get the other shoe for you to try on. Most stores but out the right shoe for the display

 

[surly]

at least you dont have to wait for the clerk to go get the other shoe for you to try on. Most stores but out the right shoe for the display

Yeah. I'm thinking of sawing my left leg off just so I can enjoy that perk.

 

[kyleirwin]

Did you get to keep your leg? like in a jar or something?

 

[DruSam]

Did you get to keep your leg? like in a jar or something?

nah, medical students got to cut it up and do all their anatomy shit.

 

[Clickit]

Did you get to keep your leg? like in a jar or something?

What kind of question is that. Did you keep your brain? like in a jar or something? Are you like a fucktard or something?:Yahoo_29:

 

[DruSam]

kyleirwin is definately a fucktard. but this is wickedfire so that's allowed.

 

[Pencil]

 

[andrew wee]

I'd have kept it and shown it to my kids...

But I think you should go monetize it somehow.
Do up a site and set up $100 donate buttons.
That'll keep your PPC going for a while.

At the least, I'd get air force ones from nike and auction them off.

nah, medical students got to cut it up and do all their anatomy shit.

 

[Clickit]

DruSam,Pencil has found someone who may be able to use those shoes you have in the closet.