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cryptix

cryptix

Karate Kicks N Shit
Aug 4, 2009
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I decided to fuck around with chat dialog boxes on major shopping sites. Here is my first. I didn't get very far, but the brevity of the conversation due to my statement is quite funny.

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OMFG! Blood Ninja! I have never laughed so hard. The part with the ballpark peanuts was god damn priceless!

"I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door...."

YES! He lead her up, and then ends with this... wow. True comedy.
 
My Fated Romance: Hello...
Gyno Shock: Hey fatty
Gyno Shock: you so fat
Gyno Shock: your face is so big and fat
Gyno Shock: lemme see your lardy ass
My Fated Romance: heh i know.
Gyno Shock: you're not only fat
Gyno Shock: but really ugly
Gyno Shock: I bet you suck a mean cock
My Fated Romance: i know that to
My Fated Romance: heh
Gyno Shock: nosh on my dick
Gyno Shock: fucking cow.
Gyno Shock: bovine slut
Gyno Shock: get on your hands and knees like a farm animal
My Fated Romance: D, you're cool.
My Fated Romance: Just thought I'd let you know,
Gyno Shock: fuck you
My Fated Romance: :p
Gyno Shock: I only want you to suck me off
Gyno Shock: cos fat girls love giving head
Gyno Shock: and they eat cum
Gyno Shock: thats all you are good for
My Fated Romance: Awe, to bad.
Gyno Shock: ugly bitch
Gyno Shock: eventually
Gyno Shock: the only man who will love you will be an abusive black man
My Fated Romance: heh
Gyno Shock: who will cheat on you..and stick his cock in other fat ho's
Gyno Shock: but come home to you
Gyno Shock: for blow jobs.
Gyno Shock: and hamhawks.
My Fated Romance: ;/
 
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