Online Marketer Resume

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e-Hustler
Dec 5, 2009
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Calgary, AB
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Would you hire this gay webmaster?
 


Would you hire this gay webmaster?

No. But it does make me grateful I didn't waste my time & money getting a MBA.

And if he's that awesome with a business acumen of 100%, why is he looking for a job? Shouldn't he be the one offering jobs to other people?
 
No. Nice choice of non-professional main font. Grunge look must describe him perfectly. Also, lol @ the wording. I feel like he just took a list of 20 HR buzz words and threw them on there.
 
if it's his idea, he's creative at least and speaks to the idea he's gone through a bit of work to get a job and catch an employers eye.

not too sure what's wrong with that. i'd at least give him an interview to see if he's really just an annoying fuckface based on his crappy choice of font, or worth hiring.
 
id 100% interview him - These days no one can think outside the box so I'd at least give the guy a try.
 
id 100% interview him - These days no one can think outside the box so I'd at least give the guy a try.

good idea bad execution. if he was actually motivated and good at analytics he would have used his touted creativity along with best marketing and design practices to make something that didn't look revolting :disgust:
 
if it's his idea, he's creative at least and speaks to the idea he's gone through a bit of work to get a job and catch an employers eye.

not too sure what's wrong with that. i'd at least give him an interview to see if he's really just an annoying fuckface based on his crappy choice of font, or worth hiring.

Really? He graded himself at 110% in one category, and 100% in 7 other categories.

I'm certain he'd be a hoot to work with.
 
It depends on the quality of the candy. If that shit is white chocolate fuck that guy.

In all honesty that is pretty damn creative.
 
Very unprofessional.
Color on resume in not appropriate unless arts or graphic design major.
Would throw in trash with other candy bar wrappers.