"ouch"!

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I used to fat then skinny and then fat again

All I did was:

1) Lift
2) Basketball
3) Good foods

Lost like 2 to 2.5lb per week

Whoever says they workout and the weight is not coming off either DOES NOT EXCERCISE RIGHT/ENOUGH OR EAT RIGHT OR A COMBINATION OF BOTH.

The whole "no matter how much I try I can't lose it" is pure BS and cop outs from true fat fucks
 


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ouch is right...

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Whatever... The a gym routine will set you free, great confidence booster and great eye candy. Round it off with a great new fishing pond in case wifey continues on this rampage of naggedness.
 
Fuck all that, go to your local speed dealer, buy a couple of grams and drink a quarter gram a day.

Keep going till you be skinny again.
 
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Sticks79 said:
Fuck all that, go to your local speed dealer, buy a couple of grams and drink a quarter gram a day.

Keep going till you be skinny again.
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That would do it. Tweakers are skinny.

Seriously though, I'd lose the weight for you, not for anyone else.
 
DanBo said:
First of all, "Ouch."
Second of all, I'm 38, 5'9", and 212lbs.
She's brought up worrying about my health in the past. My family has a good history of obesity, diabetes and alcoholism. She really started to get on my case recently about it. I told her I was working on it. She agreed that I'd been eating better and working out a little, but pointed out that the weight wasn't coming off.
Then, she suggested bariatric surgery. She said a lot of the guys at work have had it and it's worked.
That kind of freaked me out, because I didn't think I was in a situation that really called for that drastic of a measure. I said so, and then it kinda went ugly...
She asked if I'd seen my waistline lately (which hasn't changed much since we got married).
She said I looked pregnant sometimes. I looked 50 years old because of my weight. She was clearly grossed out by my gut.

Now, I must be shallow or insecure or something. Because talking about me possibly dying, having my feet cut off (like my granfather), or being morbidly obese like my mom didn't really bother me, but the idea that my wife thought I was fat crushed me.
I was butt-hurt and pissed off for a day or two, but I'm now I'm just resolved. I'm going to be 180 by my birthday in June. Gym 4x/week, yoga 3x/week, fruits veggies lean protein, less booze.
I'm going to get trim, buff, and fit, and the first hottie at work that throws herself at my new physique is getting fucked HARD.

j/k, honey.
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Slob. How about get off your ass and run. Then keep running some more.
 
Hello friend,

I think you need new wife. If wife say you penis small and you a fat man I no think it a good wife.

Good luck bro.
 
I know that you feel a sense of kinship with your fellow WickedFire brethren here, but please, some things you're going to have to keep to yourself.

...unless you're just fucking with us all for a good laugh.
 
must taste like shit - be better to mix it with a chocolate milkshake instead

Grindstone said:
my wife read this book called "the healing power of vinegar" blah, blah, blah, i called bullshit, blah, blah, blah, finally tried it, blah, blah, blah..used to be 210, now I'm 172 again, blah, blah, blah.

But yeah, 1 tablespoon in 16 oz of water, made me gag like a fiend when I first tried it, now I like it. Feel free to flame away, sounds like some chicken swingin' voodoo bullshit, I know I didn't believe it for a minute.

Also, if you ever get heartburn or indigestion, 1 tablespoon in 16 oz of water = immediate relief, for which I'm thankful as I always overindulge in something.

Vinegar is ascetic acid, which is totally contrarian to everyone taking a base (tums or prescription) to relieve indigestion, but indigestion is usually your body trying to produce more acid to deal with the excess of carbs (base) you just ingested, so we throw more base at it and bam, more acid produced.

Or you could give your body some more acid to help it thru the carb digestion period.

I don't remember why it helps you lose weight and boost your metabolism to be honest, I just power read the book to appease my wife.

I realize this post is 99.9% worseless.
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I saw this thing on Oprah about a new superfood grown in Brazil. Some kind of Berry. Rachel Ray talked about it as well and I just hang on her every word. I've seen ads around for it. You can pick up free trial and stuff, just like Extenz. Good luck!
 
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