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conjamuk

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I guess 14 year olds on 4chan would believe this bullshit. Not to mention that his brilliant "evidence" in itself was a criminal act.
 
His evidence would be the same as CCTV so indeed its not 100% criminal in that way. It was evidence against her and defending himself so can slip through the cracks of law :)
 
Meh, fake. Sounds like a revenge fantasy of some twerpy ass wipe who got dumped by his girl.

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The evidence is childporn. And the "sneaky bastard" comment from the lawyer.. here would be the real conversation assuming this complete BS was true:

4Chan Moron: "Hai Lawyer. Just want to tell you that I have had exculpatory evidence in the form of an illegal underage sex tape all along. I kept it to myself even after you rested your case in order to really get her. She's pwned!!!"

Lawyer: "Are you fucking retarded?"

This is obviously a teenage revenge fantasy written by a complete idiot... who made sure he could find a way to weave a blowjob into the tale.
 
Or the alternative 'true story' version.

1. 4chan moron gets caught going through his sister's underwear draw
2. Sister humiliates him in front of family
3. 4chan moron posts this with picture of sister to get 'revenge', whilst masturbating furiously into a sock.