People are so incompetent

.Hack

.Hack

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Just venting a bit. I know there are alot of good trolls here besides me :). So give me some suggestions. Listen to this stupid ass story.

So this morning I kept getting called by my mom but I was trying to sleep so I kept putting busy. But she kept calling and calling and I'm like holy shit someone died so picked up. My mom was crying and I was like shit!! Someone did die. Then she's like Hack why? I'm like what?! Who died???!?!?! She's like why are you in a terrorist group?!? And she started balling out crying.

At this point I'm like what the fuck is going on. Then she was like 6 of my friends called me saying that you're in a terrorist/hatred group. and I was like WTF?!?

Well it's a longer story. Anyways one of her friends "niece" has been searching my name on google (stalking my facebook and twitter too) and then saying that im in a terrorist group to my mom's friend and my mom's friend is telling everyone associated to my mom just because I write statuses and retweeted something like. "Facebook changed their TOS. We're fucked!" like if TOS is some sort of terrorist code.

So here's the 411. My mom won't tell me who it is or neither does my dad. So I'm gonna get my sister to find out. Then I'm gonna find out if my mom's friend has any kids or whoever has been googling me. Then I will make all there names show up #1 in google and xrumer the shit out of them with troll twitter accounts and shit so i can blackmail them back.

WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! NOW IM KNOWN IN MY OLDER CITY AS A TERRORIST FOR 2 FUCKING TWEETS THAT CALL FACEBOOK FAGGOTS?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! :ugone2far::ugone2far::ugone2far::ugone2far::ugone2far:

Give me suggestions please. I will consider all that doesn't have to do with fucking goats or murdering someone.
 


nickycakes said:
is this seriously what the word "terrorist" has become?
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Dude this is so fucking stupid. It's a woman from my mom's church so you know how those faggots are. They tell everyone because they have nothing else better to do. So fucking stupid. I need alot of suggestions cause my mind is blank right now.
 
.Hack said:
lol. Dude this is so stupid. The stupidest shit i've ever heard. I really want to know who spread the fire
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whats ur mummies cell?

p.s. - my mums not retarded/stupid so no .. she wouldnt
 
Damn bro, your mom doesn't have your back.

I got on campus suspension in 8th grade for some shit I didn't do and when the principal called my mom, she told the bitch to change it to home suspension so I wouldn't be punished because she knows her boy would never do what he was being accused of. Then she took me out to breakfast both days I was off and bought me a new video game (Sega Genesis) to pass the time.

When I was little, some neighbor bitch said I tried to throw her kids in the pond, but I had never even seen her kids. My mom looked at me and asked me if I did it. When I said no, she told the lady to get the fuck off her porch.

Ride or Die niggaz.
 
Jondoe0069 said:
Damn bro, your mom doesn't have your back.

I got on campus suspension in 8th grade for some shit I didn't do and when the principal called my mom, she told the bitch to change it to home suspension so I wouldn't be punished because she knows her boy would never do what he was being accused of. Then she took me out to breakfast both days I was off and bought me a new video game to pass the time.

When I was little, some neighbor bitch said I tried to throw her kids in the pond, but I had never even seen her kids. My mom looked at me and asked me if I did it. When I said no, she told the lady to get the fuck off her porch.

Ride or Die niggaz.
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Lol. Well 8 of my mom's friends called her and told her so she's kinda doubting. I dunno lol. I told her I didn't do it so she's telling her friends where they got it from. I'm going to blackmail them so hard
 
.Hack said:
They made me known as a "terrorist" where I use to live. How much worse can it get? I'm taking them down with me
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You're completely thinking of this wrong. What you should do is print out pieces of paper, roll them up and tape them around your stomach. Write "F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K" across them and walk down your neighborhood yelling "RALALALLAALLALALALALALLALA".
 
.Hack said:
They made me known as a "terrorist" where I use to live. How much worse can it get? I'm taking them down with me
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Dont you get it, thats exactly what a terrorist would do. You need damage control like all the other famous people caught cheating and politicians/religious leaders caught having homosexual relations in airport bathrooms and hotels. Promote a "good guy" image and prove to your mom that you're not a terrorist.

Unless you've been a bad child most of your life your mom should side with you relatively easily.
 
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