People are so incompetent



Let me see if I'm understanding you correctly. An irrational person incapable of making up her mind based on evidence calls you to say, "Other irrational people say you're a terrorist."

In response, you want to "blackmail them" and "take them down with you."

You seem very rational.
 
On a side note... what the heck did you expect, you call yourself .Hack , which pretty much reminds me of the anime/managa exploiting the system and what not, but also the mere sound of your name sends most average joe thinking you're a undeground hacker or something.
 
Bofu2U said:
You're completely thinking of this wrong. What you should do is print out pieces of paper, roll them up and tape them around your stomach. Write "F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K" across them and walk down your neighborhood yelling "RALALALLAALLALALALALALLALA".
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will do. i will post it on youtube and make it #1 for my name. >_> so my mom's friend that stalks me can find it. then i know she's really stalking me

FerrisHilton said:
Dont you get it, thats exactly what a terrorist would do. You need damage control like all the other famous people caught cheating and politicians/religious leaders caught having homosexual relations in airport bathrooms and hotels. Promote a "good guy" image and prove to your mom that you're not a terrorist.

Unless you've been a bad child most of your life your mom should side with you relatively easily.
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:jester: i guess
 
kblessinggr said:
On a side note... what the heck did you expect, you call yourself .Hack , which pretty much reminds me of the anime/managa exploiting the system and what not, but also the mere sound of your name sends most average joe thinking you're a undeground hacker or something.
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his real name is dothack, think its russian
 
kblessinggr said:
On a side note... what the heck did you expect, you call yourself .Hack , which pretty much reminds me of the anime/managa exploiting the system and what not, but also the mere sound of your name sends most average joe thinking you're a undeground hacker or something.
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Hack is a nickname my family and friends call me by. I just added the . infront of it cause I like the series >_> lol. I stated this in the other thread :updown:
 
I'm confused. Are you the IA's Hubby? (nothing to do with the topic at hand really, just something I'm confused about )
 
.Hack said:
Just venting a bit. I know there are alot of good trolls here besides me :). So give me some suggestions. Listen to this stupid ass story.

So this morning I kept getting called by my mom but I was trying to sleep so I kept putting busy. bla bla bla...
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This is what you do, you must follow step by step.

1. Buy a gun, not some little 9mm or .22 POS a nice manly gun, nothing smaller than a .357 (don't go 50cal or people will know your a poser)

2. Place above referenced gun to your mothers head, say something like "... Jihad" or "Jihad..." then request the name of the infidel. Then mention someting about "praise be to allah"

3. Undoubtedly she will succumb to your demands, at this time tell her to take off all of her cloths. (This is VERY IMPORTANT)

4. Take pictures of your mother in various sexual positions. IE bannana in vag, Licking own nips, candle in her pooper etc.

5. Post said pictures here at WF with either the NSFW or BOOBS icon. If you have a pic of the candle in the ass I think you could possably use the shameless plug icon (not sure on this, ask a more reputed member).


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

You now have the name of the infidel
 
So are you going to crash a plane into facebook building like the American man crash his plane into IRS building?
 
Demize said:
This is what you do, you must follow step by step.

1. Buy a gun, not some little 9mm or .22 POS a nice manly gun, nothing smaller than a .357 (don't go 50cal or people will know your a poser)

2. Place above referenced gun to your mothers head, say something like "... Jihad" or "Jihad..." then request the name of the infidel. Then mention someting about "praise be to allah"

3. Undoubtedly she will succumb to your demands, at this time tell her to take off all of her cloths. (This is VERY IMPORTANT)

4. Take pictures of your mother in various sexual positions. IE bannana in vag, Licking own nips, candle in her pooper etc.

5. Post said pictures here at WF with either the NSFW or BOOBS icon. If you have a pic of the candle in the ass I think you could possably use the shameless plug icon (not sure on this, ask a more reputed member).


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

You now have the name of the infidel
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You done this before I take it?
 
Demize said:
people will know your a poser
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fail

take off all of her cloths
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fail

IE bannana in vag
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fail

I think you could possably
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fail

and...

This is what you do, you must follow step by step.

1. Buy a gun, not some little 9mm or .22 POS a nice manly gun, nothing smaller than a .357 (don't go 50cal or people will know your a poser)

2. Place above referenced gun to your mothers head, say something like "... Jihad" or "Jihad..." then request the name of the infidel. Then mention someting about "praise be to allah"

3. Undoubtedly she will succumb to your demands, at this time tell her to take off all of her cloths. (This is VERY IMPORTANT)

4. Take pictures of your mother in various sexual positions. IE bannana in vag, Licking own nips, candle in her pooper etc.

5. Post said pictures here at WF with either the NSFW or BOOBS icon. If you have a pic of the candle in the ass I think you could possably use the shameless plug icon (not sure on this, ask a more reputed member).


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

You now have the name of the infidel
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fail/weird
 
Well bro you better take care of this before it gets out of hand and this madness gets to the national security. Considering you said they all goto the same church, this should normally spreads super fast. One weekend you could be known to the whole town(assuming that hasnt happened yet). Good luck with it buddy, dnot do anything rational :)
 
What race are you?

If you're white it shouldn't be a problem.

If you're arab, you're fucked
 
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