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amanda11 said:
Those people handing out bible phamplets.
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Haha I got one from a JW today.

I once had some Mormons knock on my door. I let them in and talked to them for like 30 minutes. Then with a completely straight face, and sounding deadly serious, I asked them "How do you feel about sodomy?". They shifted around nervously in their seats for a little bit and made up an excuse to leave a few minutes later. They practically ran down the driveway.

I felt like an evil genius for months.
 


My pet peeve is definitely when in the last few episodes of a reality show when there are only X contestants left, one of them (or all of them) will inevitably say: "Wow, I have a 1 in X chance of winning!".

My brother said it to me once when he found out that only two other people had applied for a job he was going for. Took all my will power not to punch him in the mouth. True story.
 
1. When the previous person to use the ketchup bottle in the restaurant didn't screw the cap back on all the way.

2. People that tip poorly.
 
chatmasta said:
That's digg users for you. Oh my god I hate them. Digg and #php on IRC are by FAR filled with my least favorite people in the world. A bunch of arrogant cocksuckers trying to compensate for their horrendously low salary.

Also, hot girls with ugly friends.
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Something Awful users like to think they're the renaissance men of today even worse than digg users. except that most of them look like this:

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ChrisS said:
Haha I got one from a JW today.

I once had some Mormons knock on my door. I let them in and talked to them for like 30 minutes. Then with a completely straight face, and sounding deadly serious, I asked them "How do you feel about sodomy?". They shifted around nervously in their seats for a little bit and made up an excuse to leave a few minutes later. They practically ran down the driveway.

I felt like an evil genius for months.
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Damn those fucking JW's, when I was a kid they always came knocking around Christmas and told my parents that celebrating Christmas and giving Christmas presents was wrong. Luckily for them they havn't been around lately. Just thinking about it makes me wanna go dick roll a JW forum. :boid:
 
people that go BAREFOOT in public places, then the bottoms of their feet are like blackend by the dirt. thats sick.
 
UltimateJakob said:
It's been mentioned but people who wear sandals with their socks on. White ones especially.

Emo Kids (Wtf?)

Dodge Neon's.

Crocks.

Cankles = oh those awkward little steps. ;)
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Hahaha, my friend next door drives a neon. He is also a emo. I do believe he has cankles as well. :P
 
Here's one, people who don't answer PMs, especially when they are hawking a service and you are interested, yet they never get back to you and you see them posting and roaming around the board.
 
When someone asks for my very last cigarette, I feel tempted to smack them across their face and scream at them... UGH, the nerve. But instead, I politely say "No, sorry it's my last one" or I am feel generous and I give it to them.
 
Janaic said:
When someone asks for my very last cigarette, I feel tempted to smack them across their face and scream at them... UGH, the nerve. But instead, I politely say "No, sorry it's my last one" or I am feel generous and I give it to them.
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Second to last? May give out if I'm hammered enough. Last one? Not a chance.. Unless you put out ;x
 
wrinkled paper, rings on the table from a cold can or glass, when somebody says they "seen something," people singing to songs but not actually knowing the words or what it means...

bad spelling, frizzy hair, camel toe, seeing a guys underwear when he bends over ( or a girls), annoying laughter(hyena like)....

frat boy types. if everything you say either starts or ends with dude, man, or bro(or even worse, "bra")....you should be shot.

going into the cupboard for some honey for my tea and the shit is all crystallized.

when the little punk that works at the fast food joint down the street from my office doesnt get my order right,EVER, how hard is your damn job?!?!?

dirty keyboards. old school ball mice. running out of batteries in my remote on the day that i am home sick from work and having to steal batteries from another remote controlled....uhhh....gadget. heh

when people overexaggerate unnecessarily or dont pronounce their words clearly and you have to ask 5 damn times what they said and then they yell it at you like you are the one that is being a shmuck.
 
seocracy said:
My biggest pet peeve?

Being out at a club dancing and seeing someone in a wheelchair on the dance floor.

How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy myself dancing when theres someone in a wheel chair next to me? That's like taking a blind person to a fine-arts museum. It's just wrong.
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ahahha so very true
 
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