Pewep Economics: How To Pay For Beer And Pizza While Waiting For Eagle's Test Wire

[pewep]

So our boy Ryan has you feeling like you took a vacation up shit creek without a paddle, huh Dwight? Not to worry, your friendly forum superhero pewep is here with another dangerous (and surprisingly LEGAL) method to pay for your wife's food addiction with your current $0.00 bank balance.

Step 1: Go buy something cheap for $.50 or less than a dollar basically. Pay by check and request $20 cashback.

Step 2: Buy cigarettes/weed/beer/pizza/bum-food with your $20 cash.

Step 3: The next day, go to the same location and buy something cheap again for $.50, get enough cash back to cover the previous day's check. Deposit all of your money in the bank and wait until your first check clears.

Repeat until Eagle's test wires clear.

 

[hellblazer]

1. Decrease thread creation velocity.

2. Increase thread quality-to-shit ratio.

3. ????

4. Profit.

 

[pewep]

I made this for you baby.

 

[Lexicon]

Where the fuck is JCash.

 

[dmnEPC]

Where the fuck is JCash.

funny i had that same thought a couple days ago. It seems he left around the same time pewep came back

 

[Mike]

Check kiting - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[pewep]

Check kiting - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

LOL!!!!!! People really do this? Why not just use a credit card for fuck's sake?

Check out where I got the idea: Urban Dictionary: O'Mal economics

 

[Tobias Funke]

 

[Paper_Chase]

Which retail merchants accepts checks these days?

 

[pewep]

Which retail merchants accepts checks these days?

No idea. Over here nobody takes checks (they have big, glaring signs of cash or card only) because my town is pretty poor and there are many minorities. I'm not saying that black people bounce checks more than other races, I'm just saying that they are probably more aware of that since...well the south has problems.

 

[dmnEPC]

your silence = confirmation?

 

[pewep]

your silence = confirmation?

I'm not JCash. We have a different troll style, come on baby you knew that .

 

[productionhead]

I'm not JCash. We have a different troll style, come on baby you knew that .

im not your baby, mama

 

[sumitdhawan]

I'm not JCash. We have a different troll style, come on baby you knew that .

Hello friend,

I no think you JCash either. Letter J in JCash is for Jew and Africa no can be Jew.

Good luck bro

 

[TheCheesePolice]

So Pewep, what's a guy gotta do to chat with you?

 

[dmnEPC]

I'm not JCash. We have a different troll style, come on baby you knew that .

true but he was trying to maintain a "legitimate" account. He also had a few genius posts mixed into thousands of troll posts. Much like someone we know. Might have to go put a proof of concept together if I get time.

 

[pewep]

So Pewep, what's a guy gotta do to chat with you?

Skype or aim? Pm me and I'll be over there just for you big sexy .

 

[pewep]

im not your baby, mama

I'm not your mama, bestie.

 

[pewep]

UGH, do I really need to say this (been bitched at by...a reputable member..) - obviously this is a stupid idea that even peasants would shy away from. Don't be stupid, get your paper up and avoid shady bullshit like this. I'm not posting any more of these because I keep getting complaints. I suggest grinding out fiverr bucks or youtube videos, which is what I do.

 

[dmnEPC]

UGH, do I really need to say this (been bitched at by...a reputable member..) - obviously this is a stupid idea that even peasants would shy away from. Don't be stupid, get your paper up and avoid shady bullshit like this. I'm not posting any more of these because I keep getting complaints. I suggest grinding out fiverr bucks or youtube videos, which is what I do.

Put some real shit up. Not this piss ant 3 days in jail shit. We want to see some real black collar stuff. You know what I'm talkin bout. Feel me cuz? Dat be phat. Latoya dwag