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jstover77 said:
Pretty much weeds out 98% of WF. I was out after the first requisite. I'll still try to hang though;)

This was my wife's list when I met her:

You don't live in your Mom's basement
You make a little over minimum wage
You have teeth
You can read
You have a car that runs
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^^^ lol (I recognize the same things my wife liked about me, although mine also appreciated that I had a full head of hair)
 
BabyGotBacklink said:
No delusions, can't be faked. Power and adrenaline.

When you are lying on your belly next to me in the brush and the desert backroad is pitch black and quiet. I'm trying not to think of scorpions and snakes. We're watching the road, waiting for the headlights. We see them in the distance and you're on the radio, calling your men to lug the heavy concrete barriers out of the bush. You begin to walk down to them to take your place and I hate it, I want to be closer to you but I know you won't ever let me. I have to be content with my hill and the gun in my hand, watching the road, I'll shoot out the tires of any unwanted guests.

The semi trucks stop as they must, two tankers full of black gold. The drivers climb down, they aren't trying to be heroes. You always let them go and I love you for it. When we are gone they'll walk a few miles back to the town.

Your men kill the GPS in 2 minutes flat and I climb up in the cab of one of the trucks with you. As soon as the barriers are moved your foot hits the floor and we're flying. Never stopping til we're back in the warehouse safe and sound and quite a bit richer for our troubles. Stealing from the government makes me hot so we fuck in the cab of the truck every time.

^^ can you hang?
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Yo gurl. I got dis horny ass schnauzer but he ain't into vanilla. U feelin me? So how far will ur poodle go? Also does she switch? PM me a price for the Entire nite - dat dog haz a Huge appetite ;)
 
BabyGotBacklink said:
How powerful can you be if no one will follow you or jump at your orders? Leaders are powerful in a way that a single lone wolf would find difficult. What man would die for you wayn3?

Also for the record it's a true story, I'm letting you see what I find attractive in a man. I like pirates and outlaws. I like to go through military checkpoints with a smile and a purse full of contraband. Asking again: can you hang?
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Sure i can. You still don't get power. All these boys would die for me to shut up. Even on this angry nerd character, their souls remain captured.

What you call power is just a side effect of money. I could buy you more wage slaves than you could care for. But that's got shit to do with power.

I don't care for what you find attractive in a man. You wouldn't know all that well anyway.

You can brag about your perimeter wall all day long. I don't need one so i guess that makes me braver.
 
Money and power go together nicely. We should all be so lucky (or clever.)

Money is a shortcut to power, the other routes are trickier ... People will follow you for money, they'll follow you if they fear you and they'll follow you if they love you. That last one is the best kind of power but also probably the most challenging one to create.

You have no power here that people don't give you of their own freewill. If you irritate me or anyone else it's because we have given you that power. I stop caring and you lose it, the mods ban you and you lose it.

Maybe you don't need a wall because nobody could be bothered to wish you harm. ;)
 
BabyGotBacklink said:
Money and power go together nicely. We should all be so lucky (or clever.)

Money is a shortcut to power, the other routes are trickier ... People will follow you for money, they'll follow you if they fear you and they'll follow you if they love you. That last one is the best kind of power but also probably the most challenging one to create.

You have no power here that people don't give you of their own freewill. If you irritate me or anyone else it's because we have given you that power. I stop caring and you lose it, the mods ban you and you lose it.

Maybe you don't need a wall because nobody could be bothered to wish you harm. ;)
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So are Boobs.

You have no power anywhere that people don't give you of their free will. Go stop caring. You know as well as i do that these guys would do everything to score you. I light your thread up and they come crawling out of their holes, playing their stupid pua games or whatever the Fuck its called these days. Real power can't be bought and all those bitches hating on me are spineless fags who'd worship My Every word if it meant learning about some money making secret. You fit them well. You're their prize. Straight out of your fantasy. Only problem is you'd actually need to do one of them to get the blood sport going.

So you've got a wall and guard dogs, I'm sure you can come and go whenever you like unless there's curfew because something shitty is going down on the outside. What if some day they catch you and you'll notice prison isn't all that different?
 
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At least I'll have done something and had an adventure right? This while you type angrily into the night fighting with nothing until your eyes start getting dry and you've run through all your rage and then you masturbate for the thousandth time thinking about the kind of women you'll never fuck until you fall asleep on your skinny, musty pillow on mommy's futon in the basement (of course.) Tomorrow will be different, wayn3, tomorrow you'll be the man.
 
^ Maybe it was a metaphor for their argument.

It's all dogs and camels.
 
BabyGotBacklink said:
At least I'll have done something and had an adventure right? This while you type angrily into the night fighting with nothing until your eyes start getting dry and you've run through all your rage and then you masturbate for the thousandth time thinking about the kind of women you'll never fuck until you fall asleep on your skinny, musty pillow on mommy's futon in the basement (of course.) Tomorrow will be different, BRO, tomorrow you'll be the man.
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Sigged- the names have been changed to protect the retarded.

I don't know HOW I missed this, lol. Golden.
 
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whether you think it can help you

We who are in A.A. came because we finally gave up trying to control our drinking. We still hated to admit that we could never drink safely. Then we heard from other A.A. members that we were sick. (We thought so for years!) We found out that many people suffered from the same feelings of guilt and loneliness and hopelessness that we did. We found out that we had these feelings because we had the disease of alcoholism.
We decided to try and face up to what alcohol had done to us. Here are some of the questions we tried to answer honestly. If we answered YES to four or more questions, we were in deep trouble with our drinking. See how you do. Remember, there is no disgrace in facing up to the fact that you have a problem.
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