Please stop this for my child



My child is constantly swarmed with these obscene ads and viruses. I was informed that this place is where the people are that make those viruses and I want to ask you to all stop for the sake of the children. They are too young for this and if you could please take down the ads and disable the viruses I will be thankful and so will He.

Thank you.

If you do not take them down I will go to the authorities and not just the ones on Earth!!

Don't worry, the virus machine is not working, so we can't make them any more.
But, if you go to the authorities, we will send you some frozen viruses that we save for cases like yours and we will also send them to your planet too.

p.s.
Boobs pic?
 
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We're going to force your son into a life of slanging google bizopps. Resistance is futile.
 
Late at night, when your son is asleep, I like to create new viruses for the Internet in my cool lab. You will never stop me. Muahahahah!

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Whoa! This is the main virus hub on the internet?! OH NO's! The adult content? What madness! I'm a part of this for joining....aren't I?

Hell yeah!....LOL