Post An Observation About Something

Fiver

Fiver

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WF is a little dull right now. How about we post an observation we've recently made about something.

Mine...

The older I get, the more shit I find to complain about. It's gotten to the point where most of the shit in this world bothers me now. Dogs barking at my apartment complex when I'm trying to work, people on the internet arguing over stupid shit, dumb lyrics in dumb songs...the list goes on an on.

So my advice to you all is, don't ever get old.
 


pewep is passing over the torch to than_west quickly and you guys dont see it
 
I'm going to tell you all about my carbonized shit theory. Unbeknownst to you when you were born there was a little invisible angel, with a little invisible bag, of - shit. He had a little invisible mallet and he spent the rest of his life hovering over your head and every time you were told something that was not true he would smack that bag, you wouldn’t feel it but your head being porous, a little bit of that shit would pour down into your head - bullshit would be a better name for it and when you were a little baby crying because it was time to eat and your mother says shut up it's not time to eat, well it is the baby is hungy it's time to eat. WHAM more shit - you’re a little boy and you start having sexual feelings and someone says you shouldn’t be like that that's wrong erections are evil WHAM. Then you go to school and they start teaching how the government works and they leave out all the part about corruptions and bribes and that little angle is getting more busy WHAM WHAM WHAM and as you grow up they start telling you the stuff your learning like algebra is going to be very important in your later life WHAM WHAM WHAM - then the politicians get into the act and they say vote for democrats we'll take care of your ass - vote for republican we'll take care of your ass, then you get salesmen like me pounding more and more -- there is a problem, you see there is an infinite amount of bullshit in the world but your cradle cavity is a finite container so after you get to a certain age, certainly by 25 atleast, you get what we call a dense pack because that angel has to pack it harder and harder to just keep packing more and more in, and finally it gets packed so hard that it carbonizes to a diamond like hardness. And you know when you look at someone like televangelist or any republican and you look in their eyes and you see that gleem that you think is intelligence and enthusiasm coming back at you - all you are seeing is light going in his eyes and reflecting off shit that has been carbonized so hard that it's now diamond like.
 
Well, I realized that during the rainy days the surface is more slippery than during shiny ones. I have no proof of that, just my observation.
 
Its arguably unprofessional to take business calls while in the bathroom where an echo is apparent. Moreso when the sound of flushing can be heard.
 
Fiver said:
Dogs barking at my apartment complex when I'm trying to work
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I know that feel, bro.

My next door neighbor's dog is just about driving me crazy. Little hound dog that never shuts up. Ever.

It just makes me work harder and save more though. Knowing that someday I'll buy a nice piece of land in the middle of nowhere and shoot anyone who comes anywhere near it.

Good luck bros.
 
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Oh yeah, had to post this - no reason.

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skohh said:
I'm going to tell you all about my carbonized shit theory. Unbeknownst to you when you were born there was a little invisible angel, with a little invisible bag, of - shit. He had a little invisible mallet and he spent the rest of his life hovering over your head and every time you were told something that was not true he would smack that bag, you wouldn’t feel it but your head being porous, a little bit of that shit would pour down into your head - bullshit would be a better name for it and when you were a little baby crying because it was time to eat and your mother says shut up it's not time to eat, well it is the baby is hungy it's time to eat. WHAM more shit - you’re a little boy and you start having sexual feelings and someone says you shouldn’t be like that that's wrong erections are evil WHAM. Then you go to school and they start teaching how the government works and they leave out all the part about corruptions and bribes and that little angle is getting more busy WHAM WHAM WHAM and as you grow up they start telling you the stuff your learning like algebra is going to be very important in your later life WHAM WHAM WHAM - then the politicians get into the act and they say vote for democrats we'll take care of your ass - vote for republican we'll take care of your ass, then you get salesmen like me pounding more and more -- there is a problem, you see there is an infinite amount of bullshit in the world but your cradle cavity is a finite container so after you get to a certain age, certainly by 25 atleast, you get what we call a dense pack because that angel has to pack it harder and harder to just keep packing more and more in, and finally it gets packed so hard that it carbonizes to a diamond like hardness. And you know when you look at someone like televangelist or any republican and you look in their eyes and you see that gleem that you think is intelligence and enthusiasm coming back at you - all you are seeing is light going in his eyes and reflecting off shit that has been carbonized so hard that it's now diamond like.
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Gary, you're still alive?!
 
We're born to be alive.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwz2Y_RLamA"]Adolf Hitler - Born to be alive (HQ) - YouTube[/ame]
 
If you sleep with a woman who squirts, get a towel or something on the bed first or as soon as you can. Don't let anyone tell you it's not, in at least part, urine. After my weekend of sex with a bird who was wetter than an otter's pocket, and squirted like a porn star, my mattress smells of piss.
 
If there's one slice of pizza or one donut left and you want it, start to fake weeze/cough in your hands really loud and then grab the pizza slice/donut and exclaim, "DOES ANYONE WANT THE LAST ONE?" and everyone will say no. I'm not sure why this works, but it does.
 
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