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three women sitting in a bar, the first woman says;
my holes so big ,my husband can fit his whole hand up it,
the second says ,that’s nothing ,
mines so big my ole man can stick his head in it,
the third girl laughed so hard she fell down the stool.
 
Stan: Puff Daddy?
Puff Daddy: Your friend Kyle told me you don't understand the importance of voting. Apparently you haven't heard of my vote or die campaign.
Stan: Vote or Die? What the hell does that even mean?
Puff Daddy: What do you think it means, bitch?

Vote or die muthafucka, muthafucka vote or die
Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye
Democracy is founded on one simple rule
Get out there and vote or I will muthafuckin’ kill you

Yeah

I like it when you vote bitch (bitch)
Shake them titties when you vote bitch (bitch)
I slam my jimmy through your mouth roof (mouth roof)
Now get yo’ big ass in the polling booth

I said vote, bitch, Or I fuckin’ kill you

Vote or die muthafucka, muthafucka vote or die
You can't run from a .38 go ahead and try
Let your opinion be heard, you gotta make a choice
’Cause after I slit your throat, you won't have a fuckin’ voice

Vote or die
VOTE OR DIE!
 
Anyone tried this chat up line? :)

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says,
"You want to play 'Magic Sex'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and fuck,
and then you disappear."
 
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