*** Postwhore Contest - Every 500th Post Wins ***

[chrislingle]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

[wfhnow]

20 post to go

 

[juniodude]

my windows media keeps freezing for unknown reasons

 

[illusion]

Man stop posting wfhnow, I was about to overtake you

 

[Jan]

P & B (pee and a get a beer)-B right back!

 

[chrislingle]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

 

[juniodude]

maybe i need to update it or something

 

[wfhnow]

cool hurry back

 

[illusion]

I just use WMP 11

 

[wfhnow]

yea i think so

 

[juniodude]

yummy

 

[chrislingle]

• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

 

[juniodude]

WMP 11? i think i have WMP 10 beta...

 

[wfhnow]

post faster

 

[illusion]

Time to get my handsome noodles and split

 

[chrislingle]

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

 

[wfhnow]

I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you?

 

[juniodude]

maybe i need to try that out

 

[chrislingle]

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

 

[juniodude]

lol.