*** Postwhore Contest - Every 500th Post Wins ***

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Come on 7 posts to go

 

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I can make it to 1500, then I can be a serious spammer, be in the leagues of the big boys

 

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This has turned out to be my life

 

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When this thread finishes, I will have nothing left, all gone

 

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man, that thought sucks

 

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Hopefully I can own like 20 pages before then

 

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1 more post

 

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Now the only person standing in my way is Jon

 

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I will stare him down till I can get his post count

 

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Come on spamming, you can get there

 

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And he takes another page

 

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Man, this is cool

 

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I am owning pages like Bill Gates owns computers

 

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Come on homer

 

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NOOO, I can't add last page to my sig

 

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I have to cut it down again

 

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Bah this sucks, I can't add the last pages

 

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Damn it, I am gonna have to dedicate a site to this

 

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because I am Captain Spammer

 

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And I own pages