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[tangem2]

PUL5
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

 

[Jdog]

as they

god damn 17 secone rule!

 

[Jdog]

come bitches

 

[tangem2]

PUL6
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

 

[wfhnow]

all man... i did the pick up lines about 1000s ago

 

[tangem2]

PUL7
Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

 

[wfhnow]

post

 

[Saadh]

Askmen's top 10 pickup lines

Number 9
"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

 

[joe]

how many do you have t2?

 

[tangem2]

all man... i did the pick up lines about 1000s ago

oh really well i guess iw ill stop then

 

[Jdog]

PUL5
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

What about the anal orgasm on road trip. I almost pissed myself the first time I saw that movie

 

[tangem2]

how many do you have t2?

hundreds

 

[joe]

so what's your success rate with those puls?

 

[Jdog]

What'd you do? Kill a cheetah?

 

[tangem2]

PUL8
Fancy a fuck?

 

[Saadh]

oh really well i guess iw ill stop then

hahahha no keep going or i'll negative rep your ass! :disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust:

 

[wfhnow]

Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

 

[wfhnow]

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

 

[tangem2]

What'd you do? Kill a cheetah?

I love road trip thats a quality flick

 

[Jdog]

my pickup lines suck.