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[pig2cat]

hi.
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[projectdwhl]

chuck norris doesn't read books. he stares them down until he gets the information he wants

 

[illusion]

I am a machine, I dunno if I can stay till the big 7000, but I will have to make an appearance then, so I can own you newbs

 

[hitzatak]

and I get to hump Shoe's legs

 

[illusion]

Already heard that one projectdwhl

hey pig2cat

 

[projectdwhl]

since 1940, the year chuck norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent

 

[projectdwhl]

there are no disabled people. only people who have met chuck norris

 

[illusion]

Damn I wish I could afford it

 

[projectdwhl]

chuck norris is currently suing NBC< claiming law and order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

 

[illusion]

I am gonna rule the world

 

[hitzatak]

It'd be worth it I think. Plus I can gamble it all back!

 

[projectdwhl]

on the 7th day, god rested .... chuck norris took over

 

[illusion]

Heard that last one as well projectdwhl

And look who has broken into the 1k posts club in this thread, MEEE

 

[projectdwhl]

chuck norris has never blinked in his entire life. never.

 

[projectdwhl]

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

 

[projectdwhl]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

 

[hitzatak]

w00tr

 

[hitzatak]

this chuck norris guy seems awesome.

 

[projectdwhl]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

[hitzatak]

hmm?