dastuff Lovely bunch of coconuts Sep 28, 2006 955 6 0 In your head. www.ubloop.com Oct 10, 2006 #9,721 Chuck Norris counted to infinity ¦ twice.
Gooner New member Aug 17, 2006 547 3 0 Essex, UK Oct 10, 2006 #9,722 Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
dastuff Lovely bunch of coconuts Sep 28, 2006 955 6 0 In your head. www.ubloop.com Oct 10, 2006 #9,723 Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Gooner New member Aug 17, 2006 547 3 0 Essex, UK Oct 10, 2006 #9,724 Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
dastuff Lovely bunch of coconuts Sep 28, 2006 955 6 0 In your head. www.ubloop.com Oct 10, 2006 #9,726 Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
dastuff Lovely bunch of coconuts Sep 28, 2006 955 6 0 In your head. www.ubloop.com Oct 10, 2006 #9,727 Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Gooner New member Aug 17, 2006 547 3 0 Essex, UK Oct 10, 2006 #9,728 Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
dastuff Lovely bunch of coconuts Sep 28, 2006 955 6 0 In your head. www.ubloop.com Oct 10, 2006 #9,729 Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
juniodude I need a life Jul 31, 2006 2,510 7 0 Oct 10, 2006 #9,730 Jdog, nope i dont have Yumm copyrighted..u think i should?=P
Gooner New member Aug 17, 2006 547 3 0 Essex, UK Oct 10, 2006 #9,731 Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
dastuff Lovely bunch of coconuts Sep 28, 2006 955 6 0 In your head. www.ubloop.com Oct 10, 2006 #9,732 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Gooner New member Aug 17, 2006 547 3 0 Essex, UK Oct 10, 2006 #9,733 Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
dastuff Lovely bunch of coconuts Sep 28, 2006 955 6 0 In your head. www.ubloop.com Oct 10, 2006 #9,734 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Gooner New member Aug 17, 2006 547 3 0 Essex, UK Oct 10, 2006 #9,735 Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Jdog New member Aug 14, 2006 4,316 41 0 Phoenix Oct 10, 2006 #9,736 juniodude said: Jdog, nope i dont have Yumm copyrighted..u think i should?=P Click to expand... Up to you. Just didn't want you to sue me.:moon:
juniodude said: Jdog, nope i dont have Yumm copyrighted..u think i should?=P Click to expand... Up to you. Just didn't want you to sue me.:moon:
Gooner New member Aug 17, 2006 547 3 0 Essex, UK Oct 10, 2006 #9,737 When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
dastuff Lovely bunch of coconuts Sep 28, 2006 955 6 0 In your head. www.ubloop.com Oct 10, 2006 #9,738 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Jdog New member Aug 14, 2006 4,316 41 0 Phoenix Oct 10, 2006 #9,740 Chuck norris clicks his own ads and doesn't get banned.
