Question for girls here, if there are any

[RandTheRand]

1) Make women laugh.

2) Have friends.

3) Be interesting.

4) Be confident.

5) Be able to pay your own bills.

Done.

Attractiveness doesn't even really play into it at the end of the day.

pretty much this

 

[thelorax]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ7HZATMKBY]Tony Montana - Money, Power, Women - YouTube[/ame]

 

[O Marina]

what a fun thread :485:

 

[chigga102]

finally some girls advice! Thank you Stefanie, I know I need to get in shape. I already signed up to my local gym. I just need to start going.

Ok here's the backstory of why I started this thread: I have a crush on this girl from college. She's smoking hot and smart too (she'd going a PHD in Pharmacy). I think we have a good connection because she always calls me to talk about her problems and stuff. Now last time we were out with a bunch of her girlfriends, she got a little drunk and she was sayin that she dumped her ex Italian boyfriend because he was bad in bed, and because he had a small penis. Not even kidding. She said that shit in public! She said it was awkward to give him blowjobs because her hand would almost cover his whole penis. Funny thing is that I know the guy, met him once, and he's like 6 feet. How can he possibly have a penis that small? Doesnt make sense. I'm like 5'7 and my penis is like a little above 5 inches erect. Do you think that's too small?

Anyways, I really like this girl but now I'm scared to move forward and ask her out. What if we get down to things and then she humiliates me and tells all her girlfriends how small I am? I live in a small town and this would literally ruin my reputation state-wide lol, what should I do?

Bro i'm gonna actually spend time and help you with some good ole jamaican tough love!
Firstly bro if you the only dude with all those girls and you're not hitting it then you're obviously stuck in the friendzone... Seriously if you wanna get this girl you gotta stop listening to her problems and you gotta man up so she takes you seriously. Otherwise you'll NEVER get that pussy. so just man up son take charge and dont listen to her problems seriously makes you look and sound like a wuss

 

[rusvik]

Here's the number one thing about getting girls:

Talk much and loud about how great you are. Just don't do it all the time to no come off as insecure.

Sure, women will SAY that a guy who only talks about himself, but most girls are really, really bad at telling bullshit from truth. That's why it's always a dude who will bring down some loser bragging about things he never did.

Most women would never brag about something in public, so they think that men who do it, must really be the shit.

Trust me, when it comes to making women attracted it's 9/10 much preferable to be able to bullshit with a straight face than to be humble.

Disclaimer: Results may vary with smarter women.

 

[masmiskun]

just go with the second choice, you get thefat guy andhis money. After you got the money you can get all big dick guy that you want. lol

 

[blogspotter]

Finally, learn how to eat pussy. Seriously, Google that shit. Read the forums, look at blog comments. No matter what you do, eating pussy will make her leave cumming back for more.

- Danke

It's Saturday, you motherfuckers better at least try some of these today.

Reminds me of this...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto]i even eat the butt - YouTube[/ame]



PPS: Question for all the pussy eaters.. Have you ever come across a stinking pussy. Yuck.. I knew a stinking pussy once.. And she gives the best ever head.... OMG... But I could never go anywhere below the boobs, coz the smell comes up.. I even had her wash it but it starts... Maybe she had some infection I don't know... She thinks I am a prick coz I didn't reciprocate lol

 

[HKSEO Rotzee]

But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.

Take steroids, get rich and learn how to eat pussy?

 

[HKSEO Rotzee]

awfully big talk for a short chubby kid with a small dick, no?

Lmao!

 

[teguh123]

I was surprised that girls in US would pick guys with big dick. Most chinese women would pick rich guys. Is it really girls that vote or guys thinking what girls would vote for?

 

[Tom Ato]

heh, was combing through post history and saw this..

 

[galacon]

Ban this fuckhole now, plz. ^

 

[infoslob]

Come on! I'm drunk and I need straight answers here. Yes I am a huge nerd and I don't understand girls. Never had. Why do they go for dumb assholes all the time? Beats me. I don't get it.

Still not getting any, huh? You need a confidence boost. Let me buttfuck you.