Real inspiration behind alimony in the west



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That if you're clueless and try to mate with women she'll eat you. Be the one injecting sperms into her eggs. Avoid being food. Same strategy. If possible have your cakes and eat it too. Inject sperms, run run run forest run...

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Because my learning of evolutionary psychology convinced me that the purpose of life is to knock chicks up. In fact, every time you hear people bitching about women not sex object, sex outside marriage is sin, women getting paid for sex is degrading, women trafficking is forced etc. etc. I think the real reason is because they want to get laid too but can't compete and hence want to get rid better offers out of mating market.

Marriage laws are really there to scare rich males out of mating market. That's the real reason behind alimony actually. To encourage mantist part of women to come out but only against the rich.

The way to avenge them is to out reproduce them.

C'mon guys. I want my friends (no matter how many jokes you pull at me) to be success, financially, and genetically.
 
Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his penis and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity (hemocoel). The sperm diffuse through the female's hemolymph, reaching the ovaries and resulting in fertilization. The process is detrimental to the female's health. It creates an open wound which impairs the female until it heals, and is susceptible to infection. The injection of sperm and ejaculatory fluids into the hemocoel can also trigger an immune reaction in the female. Bed bugs, which reproduce solely by traumatic insemination, have evolved a pair of sperm-receptacles, known as the spermalege. The spermalege reduce the damage to the female bed bug during traumatic insemination.

The evolutionary origins of traumatic insemination are disputed. Although it evolved independently in many invertebrate species, traumatic insemination is most highly adapted and thoroughly studied in bed bugs, particularly Cimex lectularius. Traumatic insemination is not limited to male-female couplings, or even couplings of the same species. Both homosexual and inter-species traumatic inseminations have been observed.
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