Redirect an ip to makemoniesonline

efeezy

efeezy

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I've got some douche bag who keeps using a contact form on a site of mine to send me the same message over and over "You Fucking Bitch".

It was comical at first, but I got sick of it quickly so I denied his ip in htaccess, but I'm thinking it would be great to shoot him over to the popular dick roll site we all love for the fun of it. What's the best way to do it?
 


PHP: 
<?php

$ip = $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];
if($ip == '127.0.0.1'){

   header('Location: makemoniesonline.com');

}

?>

Replace 127.0.0.1 with the ip desired.
 
I did this with one of my sites. It was a site I was going to send traffic to and never did. This one guy from canada would visit the site every other day. So I sent him to makemoniesonline and saw it through spy in prosper. He never came back again ;p
 
LotsOfZeros said:
You could have it email you each time he gets dickrolled similar to:
http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/69057-dickroll-snoopers.html

You would still get pestered with emails but at least with these ones you could "bask in how awesome that was".
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That's a good idea too.

Rajuthan said:
lolz flog right?
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Not a flog. It's an old arcade site I have...so the guy must be getting his ass kicked on one of the games to be calling me a fucking bitch.
 
I set my "company site" up (ie the one I have just for email) with just a single, large logo centered on it. Almost everyone insists on clicking that logo, for which they are promptly rolled. I only did it to try and dickroll you snooping motherfuckers doing competitive research.

A week after AdTech and I'm still getting laughs from all the traffic sources, account reps etc that I gave my card to getting rolled like there is no tomorrow...I had actually forgot about it, but since it keeps me giggling, I'll keep inadvertently rolling them fuckers.
 
The first time I got dick rolled on WF a couple years ago, I immediately had this idea to make bumper stickers that looked completely legit that said "How's my driving?" with some random "vehicle number" on them and then one of my random looking, but memorable LLLL.com domains instead of a phone number... this site would dick roll them. I doubt anyone is going to report good driving, so it would be fun. 1-800-eat-shit for 2009.

I think I will go do this right now.
 
Just to show off, I used my .htaccess to do this a couple weeks ago:

Code: 
SetEnvIf REMOTE_ADDR *.*.*.* REDIR="redir"
RewriteCond %{REDIR} redir
RewriteRule ^/$ http://www.makemoniesonline.com
That IP hasn't come back since :D
 
SniperRyan said:
Just to show off, I used my .htaccess to do this a couple weeks ago:

Code: 
SetEnvIf REMOTE_ADDR *.*.*.* REDIR="redir"
RewriteCond %{REDIR} redir
RewriteRule ^/$ http://www.makemoniesonline.com
That IP hasn't come back since :D
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ROFL!
 
LotsOfZeros said:
Dude, you need to be real careful when dealing with the googlebot.
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I may be missing a joke or something here but I've been staring at code all day and too damn tired.

There was an actual IP in there, but I sanitized it for this forum. I should've put 999.999.999.999 instead of wildcards.

The intent was to dickroll one specifically pesky visitor.
 
SniperRyan said:
I may be missing a joke or something here but I've been staring at code all day and too damn tired.

There was an actual IP in there, but I sanitized it for this forum. I should've put 999.999.999.999 instead of wildcards.

The intent was to dickroll one specifically pesky visitor.
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Yeah, I was being a smartass making an intentional assumption you were dickrolling big G. No biggie.
 
LotsOfZeros said:
Yeah, I was being a smartass making an intentional assumption you were dickrolling big G. No biggie.
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Okay, much funnier after a few Pale Ales. Now I get it.

Since I'm already halfway to drunk, I will say that through an imaginative series of happenings, the "target" ended up reporting her own website as "a threat". Know what happens to your rankings when you get tagged with that? :rasta:
 
SniperRyan said:
Okay, much funnier after a few Pale Ales. Now I get it.

Since I'm already halfway to drunk, I will say that through an imaginative series of happenings, the "target" ended up reporting her own website as "a threat". Know what happens to your rankings when you get tagged with that? :rasta:
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So you knew the target personally?
 
LotsOfZeros said:
So you knew the target personally?
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Not really, only knew them through the letters they sent to my registrar threatening lawsuits.

Unfortunately, the site in question didn't get much traffic, and the target regged all of their domains using their home address. Easy to track down their IP based on timing of hits and GEO data.
 
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