Relationship troubles with a female VA

All that talk of beasting... am I the only one who remembered this scene from Vampire in Brooklyn:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSIHF7VFFrM"]Vampire in Brooklyn Guido - YouTube[/ame]

Fast forward to the 4:00 mark if you don't want to watch the full scene.
 


slowboiled said:
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In other word: Duh
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Of course, you are completly right. I'm sometimes surprised by my own naivety.
 
Since his deflection has been made painfully obvious, OP, who put himself in the irreparable situation now has to think of a way out of this. Having to face the fact that he is either a sexual predator at worse or pretending to be a predator at best - he chose the latter, which would be 'less' illegal, but consequently more eerie at any level.

OP needed to save whatever reputation he has, he would have grasped at any opportunity to escape the predicament. Luckily for him greenleaves gave him a clue to a possible 'good outcome' at least in OP's mind (greenleaves' post asking if this was a troll). OP actually ran with that - obviously not thinking of the implicit consequences or fall out. That's all he can hopefully run on - he has pretended to be a rapist and sexual predator on the internet for the last 4+ years. Riiiiight.

OK OP, if that's really the narrative you want to stick with, I'll gracefully bow out of this conversation and concede "YOU GOT US... YOU GOT US ALL" :eek7:
 
I don't think that OP actually did the things he's written about.

But there's no harm in letting the police know. You should make it clear that its a joke or ironic if you are talking about committing crimes publicly.
 
In a meta-analysis of 37 studies dating back to the 1970s, researchers discovered a link between the number of real-world friends claimed by study participants and their tendency to troll others online. The studies involved the participation of 108,479 men between the ages of 14 and 25. Data showed that higher numbers of friends were associated with a decline in online trolling activity.

Correlation or causation?

You decide.
 
SirKonstantine said:
You weren't expecting that, were you?

Jeffy is a dude who drives a rape van with "candy" spray painted on the side. Do you conclude that he is a rapist based on the fact that he drives a rape van?

Why would a rapist be so apparent? Wouldn't he hide it a bit? Likewise, you don't actually think I'm some degenerate because I make threads like that, do you?
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Hiding in plain sight, I see. Well played OP, well played.
 
Tucky said:
I'm guessing your wiki sales are now about as popular as herpes
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a lot of people have herpes ;-)
 
Buyers, just realize... if someone drops their selling price from $1000 dollars to $25 dollars (representing a 97.5% discount) during a reputation crisis involving sexual violence and lying... it'd be wise not to send them any money.
 
Future State said:
Buyers, just realize... if someone drops their selling price from $1000 dollars to $25 dollars (representing a 97.5% discount) during a reputation crisis involving sexual violence and lying... it'd be wise not to send them any money.
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I'm actually going to jump on this shit.

TIL: Market price is directly proportional to self-esteem after humiliation and social ostracism. Or something. EKONIMICS LOL

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Future State said:
Buyers, just realize... if someone drops their selling price from $1000 dollars to $25 dollars (representing a 97.5% discount) during a reputation crisis involving sexual violence and lying... it'd be wise not to send them any money.
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I'll give you a review copy since having a sex scandal that coincides with a product launch is pretty baller. Just PM me your site.
 
what i learned from this thread:

1. dude looks 15, VA women finally interested in him - y u cant let him have this.
2. the troll backout can be used for anything. Bin Laden should've been like - "oops im just trollin the towers lulz, you guys took it srsly noobs"
3. he can't be a rapist - minors don't get charged.

EDIT: PUA is for nerdy fagbags with no muscle tone. Get muscle tone, get bitches.
 
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