Return to Sender

[elime]

Just got this in the mail, I think I'll return to sender. Except that they'll probably harass me even more.

Little bit of humor for my non-religious brethren, although it'll probably spawn the inevitable atheist vs. creationist argument.

 

[HarveyJ]

Before you put that back in the mail, you should attach some LandOverBaptist stuff to it!

"God wants me to hate you!" hehehe

 

[Tedel]

hahaha... mail evangelization?

 

[UltimateJakob]

haha athiests are to black and white. tell them your agnostic and your just not SURE you want to be classifying this whole GOD thing because you really just don't KNOW yet.

 

[skrilla]

LMAO the poor old granny who does the enevelope stuffing is going to flip.

 

[rockhard]

Very original, and funny.

 

[Volume10]

down here in Carolina you do that and I bet them hand deliver it back to you. I will have to try this next time.

 

[Joshua]

Brilliant. Thankfully we don't get stuff like that in the post over here:bowdown:

If you really want to be mean you should attach an affiliate link to some crappy how to write good ad copy eBook, along with the agnostic note. Always look for them angles :error:

And if you got a sale you would instantly become a legend of the forums I am sure, lol.