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Jan said:
I just joined. Hello!

On another forum, I was the only female till this week! I was beginning to think I entered into the land of the Smurfs (anybody remember them?). The Smurfs were and all male cartoon character society except for the one smurfet (sp?). One guy on the other forum actually found a pic of a smurfet and posted it!

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Some girl added me on skype a couple of days ago, some days after I joined here. Someone here added me? Well, whoever it was didn't talk alot so I removed her. Btw, no one has ever added me on skype except friends because my skype hasn't been public until I had it in my profile here so that's why I'm just thinking this. :confused:
 
:music06: John,
NICE Smurf Pic !:love-smiley-083: LOL ! I LOVE IT !
I'll bet Jan will get a laugh out of that as well !:playboy_sml:
 
SideKick said:
:music06: Hi Jan,
I'm fairly new myself and thanks for stopping by !
A lady with a great personality, such as yourself,
and SEXXXY to boot, is more than welcome to join
here ANYTIME ! I may only be 23 but I DO like SEXXXY
and ATTRACTIVE females, such as yourself! I even have
more of a fetish when their married ! Do you have any
tasteful nudes of yourself semi or otherwise. Jon allows
it in the rules! Yeh, Jon !! It's OK if you don't, but
I DO LOVE YOUR PIC and your comments!:playboy_sml:

Does your mother know what you write??
Did you miss the post that says I have a son older than you??
Did you miss in that same post that I have another son that is a member on this forum??
 
Jan said:
Who knew Smurfs were so well known and expanded into porn...pretty funny! I needed a laugh today...rough day (Pet lovers would understand)

Some guys show R-E-S-P-E-C-T (anyone know that song??) to their elders! :)

Here's the pic! I like this one way better!


smurfette.jpg
I would if my elders knew how to properly hotlink an image.

:1orglaugh: :1orglaugh: :1orglaugh: :1orglaugh:

I'm just joking around, I'm sorry if the pic offended you.
 
:music06: Jan,
WOW Mrs Pavis Sweetheart, thanks for the return trip
and YES, YES, NO to your questions ! I'm sure that they
are aware that young men are attracted to you, it might
even be very HARD to hide! Just took a L@@K at "Jan's
Idea Box", and what a GORGEOUS lady you are Jan, or should
I SAY, Mrs. Pavis?! Please grace us with at least a few of
these and other HOT pics of the seXXXy HOT Mrs Pavis !
Jan, or oh excuse me, Mrs Pavis, those pics on your Idea Box
are WOW ! Please post more HERE !

BTW, we.re getting some really HOT weather here in FL. as well.
As you can see from the pic previously posted on the thread
"It is so fucking hot outside" ,even Jesus is HOT and wants in! lol !:playboy_sml:
 
Jan said:
Does your mother know what you write??
Did you miss the post that says I have a son older than you??
Did you miss in that same post that I have another son that is a member on this forum??

Woah!

Someone has decoded a Sidekick post!!
 
Sidekick-Not married. So........you caught that my son is a member and you are req the photos you did earlier????? Would you want pics of your mom like that up on this forum??

John-I am taking all this in fun as I'm sure its intended to be taken. I do have little girls that come and go from my home office...I will be careful when viewing this forum when they are awake!!

I haven't hidden that I'm new to all this! I was going to post this in the newbie area, but since you brought it up...what is a hot link for an image, let alone how would I do it?

(I will actually ask the question in the appropriate area!)
 
:music06: Jan,
Thanks for the response. I think all of us are different in our
views about things like that and my feeling is that if that would
bother your son than don't do it, but I know kids that are also
alright with such banter, done in a fun way ! I guess it all
depends whether it's OK with him, and only you know that !
I just personally think that you're a beautiful lady and shouldn't
be afraid or reluctant to show that, just cause you are ! Please
just be comfortable with whatever you want to do in regarding
your posts ! I think your a VERY talented (and Gorgeous) lady
whatever you decide !:playboy_sml:
 
Jan said:
Sidekick-Not married. So........you caught that my son is a member and you are req the photos you did earlier????? Would you want pics of your mom like that up on this forum??

John-I am taking all this in fun as I'm sure its intended to be taken. I do have little girls that come and go from my home office...I will be careful when viewing this forum when they are awake!!

I haven't hidden that I'm new to all this! I was going to post this in the newbie area, but since you brought it up...what is a hot link for an image, let alone how would I do it?

(I will actually ask the question in the appropriate area!)

I think your son needs to prep you on the basics before you get ripped apart for being an extreme newbie.
 
SideKick said:
:music06: Jan,
Thanks for the response. I think all of us are different in our
views about things like that and my feeling is that if that would
bother your son than don't do it, but I know kids that are also
alright with such banter, done in a fun way ! I guess it all
depends whether it's OK with him, and only you know that !
I just personally think that you're a beautiful lady and shouldn't
be afraid or reluctant to show that, just cause you are ! Please
just be comfortable with whatever you want to do in regarding
your posts ! I think your a VERY talented (and Gorgeous) lady
whatever you decide !:playboy_sml:
Holy crap! I understood this one! SideKick is a genius!
 
:music06: Where the FUCK did Jan (GORGEOUS) go ! I guess Jon chased her away ! Please come back and post your pics Jan and tell us more about yourself ! I'm interested, whether Jon chased you out or not ! Please come back and talk to us ! In the rules it talks about MENTORING Newbies; I don't see much IF ANY of that here ! It's like gang up & Chase the Newbies Off instead !:playboy_sml:
 
Jon said:
I think your son needs to prep you on the basics before you get ripped apart for being an extreme newbie.

Hey....I can't hide who I am! I'm extreme-what can i say?

My son has his own life!......actually he helps me a lot and got me interested in all this. I have a pretty busy schedule and since I don't have a knack for any of this, I need to be somewhat rested and have some time to focus, to really learn anything. I hope there will be more time for that come January. For now, I pick up what I can when I can and try it out! I actually learn around here in between the posts and the laughs!

I don't get scared off easy.....just busy! Besides, where else would I go to read a post asking if there are females around end up reading posts mostly from the guys??

Seriously...I love this forum and have a blast while I'm learning. You are a fun bunch!

No pics.....sorry......even ones of me in my late 20's, well.....you wouldn't be missing much! Thanks for asking though! (Don't blame Bob....my decision!)

Where did the other ladies go??
 
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