ShamWow Guy (Vince) Arrested For Beating Up Prostitute

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The Consumerist said:
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.
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The Smoking Gun said:
MARCH 27--Meet Vince

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawlShlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling)
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She kicked his ass.
 


How the heck do you punch somebody who is holding on to your tongue with their teeth?
 
bullet-ride said:
Why would anyone want to kiss a prostitute in the first place?
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Good point, but then again, why would anyone want to have anything to do with a hooker for that matter. I would have to have a 1/5 and a ball of coke in my system before it would even cross my mind. Even then I would have to have the situation fall in my lap (figuratively and literally).
 
the bitch probably knew that he's the shamwow guy and has money and was looking for a reason to create a problem to sue him to get his money.
 
bullet-ride said:
Why would anyone want to kiss a prostitute in the first place?
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Because the risk is extremely low and fun-factor is much higher. That hooker is decent thought.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) considers open-mouth kissing low-risk for transmitting HIV, especially if both partners are without sores or cuts on the mouth or lips. Saliva has certain proteins that make it an extremely poor carrier of HIV. As a result, kissing, sucking, and licking the lips, mouth, and tongue are basically safe.
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kimboslice said:
I guess she didn't love his nuts.
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Word.
 
That's crazy... that bitch was trying to punk him for his dough...

Miami...take note...
 
I think our much beloved Vince was FRAMED!

Look at her face, it doesn't look like he was the one punching her.

How dare they ruin the name of another innocent role model for today's youth.
 
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