Sit or Stand?

Sit or Stand While Wiping?

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LazyHippy said:
Congratulations - I think you might well be the oldest member here by a long way. Now, I wouldn't normally respect anyone any more just for surviving more years, but for braving this place I think you deserve some respect!

People seriously used to wipe their arses on corncobs in the US? Sounds painful!
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Thanks! I like you too LazyHippy! This certainly IS an interesting place... I was just trying to learn more about using a computer and somehow ended up here.

Now about the corncobs... yes ... they were used, but most people used old catalogs ( tear out a page and wipe). The thing about the corncobs is you had to be real careful, you know. But people had to make do. You used what you had. I was very young, but that is what we did.

By the way Erect, ... human waste is NEVER used in a vegetable garden - that can cause sickness. Dog and cat manure can't be used either. I prefer rabbit pills for my garden. Some poo is HOT and can't be put directly in a garden, but Rabbit poo is safe. The hot manure ( chicken, horse, sheep) has to be set aside for a while before it can be used or the plants will be burned. But you know that - don't you?:) I'm just clarifying for the young, non farming types on here.

Anyone besides me ever used a slop jar?
 
Old Goat said:
Thanks! I like you too LazyHippy! This certainly IS an interesting place... I was just trying to learn more about using a computer and somehow ended up here.
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Nothing like diving in at the deep end eh?! :D

Off topic - This was my first year growing veg, so it's good to get some gardening tips!
 
I tried making a video of exactly how I wipe earlier today, but the camera was out of position and didn't get it properly. I'll try again tomorrow.
 
Wow, I never expected to find gardening tips in this place, that's for sure.

Quick question for you Americans: Does every toilet paper ad on your TV involve an adorable puppy?
Down under, there seems to be this thing about ALL toilet paper being equated to the softness of a puppy... And tissues to ducklings, oddly.
Which brings me to a further worry: Who are these people that have enough personal experience with this method to be able to say "Yeah, Purex double quilted IS just like using a labrador puppy. I prefer it over Sharpei puppies or Sorbant's triple-ply"
 
HarveyJ said:
Wow, I never expected to find gardening tips in this place, that's for sure.

Quick question for you Americans: Does every toilet paper ad on your TV involve an adorable puppy?
Down under, there seems to be this thing about ALL toilet paper being equated to the softness of a puppy... And tissues to ducklings, oddly.
Which brings me to a further worry: Who are these people that have enough personal experience with this method to be able to say "Yeah, Purex double quilted IS just like using a labrador puppy. I prefer it over Sharpei puppies or Sorbant's triple-ply"
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No we get bears [Charmin], Quilting old Ladies, and those are the only ones I really remember. They typically have characters talking about how soft it is, and not "hell our TP is as soft as this bear". Honestly I don't see too many TP commercials.
 
Jizzlobber said:
Old Goat - by all means sit! You probably haven't had a solid shit since the 30's never mind used a cob!
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I'll have you know my BMs are solid. A healthy bowel is important! You have to keep the plumbing in good working order. Yes, I sit and make no apologies. I have mastered this mysterious wiping technique that seems to elude you standing folk.:)

...and I haven't wiped with a corncob since I was a child - that was only because there wasn't anything else.
 
Old Goat said:
I'll have you know my BMs are solid. A healthy bowel is important! You have to keep the plumbing in good working order. Yes, I sit and make no apologies. I have mastered this mysterious wiping technique that seems to elude you standing folk.:)

...and I haven't wiped with a corncob since I was a child - that was only because there wasn't anything else.
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:bowdown: Just go easy on that wide stance and keep your feet on your side of the partition you 'ol bitch!
 
it's "Old Goat" ...and how can I have a wide stance with my britches around my ankles? Don't worry, I'll stay in my stall.:)
 
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Sit? Stand? I just find the nearest cat and rub my ass along it's back. Takes care of things, and since cats already smell like shit, nobody notices when Fluffy decides jumps up and rub all over their head and face. :D
 
I sit, and I use the Charmin wet toilet paper. FWIW, I have seen this same discussion many times on various forums. The one thing that surprises me is I am usually the only one that mentions using the moistened toilet paper, which I find is much better for cleaning and of course does not break. eliminating that piece of paper in the cheek phobia many of you have. They sell it in the toilet paper section of every grocery or big box store I have ever been in. I starting using it from having young kids. Babies of course have their own baby wipes, and my son had Kandoo wipes. So when I started seeing the Charmin and Cottonelle adult versions in the grocery store around 20 years ago, I decided to give it a try. I usually buy a 24 pack or whatever of the old fashioned dry stuff when its on sale and also buy the 80 (double)pack wet refills.

Depending on the consistency of the shit, my typical routine involves using a wad ( I have to roll or wad up 4+ pieces for some reason) of the old fashioned toilet paper. WHile seated I use this arm thing to reach there. When most of the residue is gone I then use a Charmin moistmate ( or whatever the fuck its called) to make sure it is completely clean. In fact I am getting ready to do that any second now.

And of course I wash my hands, which eliminates the bizarre question in an earlier post about the poop hand touching the wallet pocket- or whatever the fuck that was. I also do not wear a suit while I am working at home or keep my wallet in my ass pocket.
 
Only wiping and no cleaning it with water? I clean it with hell a bucket full of water and then use the paper to dry the part, sitting.

I can't imagine not using the water. STINKY!
 
Lanch said:
Only wiping and no cleaning it with water? I clean it with hell a bucket full of water and then use the paper to dry the part, sitting.

I can't imagine not using the water. STINKY!
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lol serious? :bigear:
 
I usually take a pee at some point during my shitting session, anybody else do this as well? It just seems to be more efficient.

With this brings my answer. I've tried the sit thing once or twice, and I end up touching my dick on the way which inevitably has a drop of wetness which bothers me. For this reason I do a mostly standing wipe (you can do it without your cheeks touching).

SO...do the standers have longer penises that get in the way of the sit down wipe? interesting, and self-affirming.
 
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