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Shady moved to California.

So, as of right now, he is almost certainly balls deep in some tanned chick with fake tits.

Yes, it's sad but everyone needs to move on with their lives.
 
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South Dakota has some giant ass hamsters. No really, what the hell is that?

It's the elusive flatback hamster of the Couteau de Prarie!

It mates over 50K times in it's life, mainly with the common poledancing hamster, but sometimes with the popular amsterdamus-Whorus-Hamsterus of Holland.

Only when it mates with a fattus-giganticus hamster does it look like the photo above.