so the wife decides to go do a photoshoot...

she's gorgeous, very lucky dude!

Touch ups depend on what you're going after (light enhancements to full on manipulation), but mostly the basic stock tools: tint, paint, clone, blur, liquify...

All natural is the best. Looks like the photographer did a good job making her feel comfortable and capturing that. She doesn't need anything.
 


Ar Scion said:
You had a look at some of the Brazilians? Their girls do special thigh and ass exercises. Ridonkulous.

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yeah man, i saw some brazilian women at a beach volleyball tournament..........couldn't take my eyes off them.
 
Congrats Fvaldes. That is so win it's unreal.

I'd love to talk some shit about Dostoevsky with some Russian ladies. All I can remember is a snippet from Notes From Underground where the guy is freaking out over the officer's button. I read it in college b/c I read an article somewhere about how Brett Ellis was influenced by him. Kinda sad people don't really seem to read novels anymore : (
 
You should get your wife to come in here and comment a bit, but she'll probably slap you for putting her pics on a forum where there is nothing but rich pedophiles, and poor pedophiles.
 
seous said:
Or... Maybe we don't enjoy fucking skeletons?
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Gentlemen! Gentlemen!

Pussy comes in all shapes and sizes. Even the big / skinny girls need some loving too.

Whatever makes your little captain float your boat.

After all .. I'm sure some of you people wouldn't be banking on those niche porn sites if we didn't all have some fetishes.

</Christmas spirit>
 
Hav3n said:
Gentlemen! Gentlemen!

Pussy comes in all shapes and sizes. Even the big / skinny girls need some loving too.

Whatever makes your little captain float your boat.

After all .. I'm sure some of you people wouldn't be banking on those niche porn sites if we didn't all have some fetishes.

</Christmas spirit>
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I guess you're right. But why the fuck is this guy criticizing all Americans because we like women who aren't that skinny? That's fucked up.
 
seous said:
I guess you're right. But why the fuck is this guy criticizing all Americans because we like women who aren't that skinny? That's fucked up.
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Speak for yourself. Just because you like fat chicks doesnt mean everyone else does.

Also, I've seen a lot of your posts lately. And I dont like you.
 
I have to apologize for imposing my imperialistic standards of beauty on people without consideration for their own personal preferences. They are all beautiful in their own way, and valdes' wife has a real pretty face.

She has that mischa barton/summer glau thing going.

Yo valdes, what kind of clip do you use on her hair when she goes down on you?
 
I'm officially jealous. I was going to ask for proof/spoon pic, but I'll take Roundabout's word for it.

Next up: naked photoshoot. Rex Ryan-esque, perhaps?
 
redwings0921 said:
Speak for yourself. Just because you like fat chicks doesnt mean everyone else does.

Also, I've seen a lot of your posts lately. And I dont like you.
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Cool. I didn't say I like fat chicks. I said I don't like seeing so much bone on girls. They still look pretty either way.

Also, you act like I give a shit LOL. You're not the first person to say that. Or the second, or the hundredth for the matter. You
 
redwings0921 said:
Speak for yourself. Just because you like fat chicks doesnt mean everyone else does.

Also, I've seen a lot of your posts lately. And I dont like you.
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Cool. I didn't say I like fat chicks. I said I don't like seeing too much bone on girls. They still look pretty either way.

Also, you act like I give a shit LOL. You're not the first person to say that. Or the second, or the hundredth for the matter. You can cry about you not liking me somewhere else; Perhaps the "ban" thread, please. Because I honestly could care less.
 
OP: Still can't believe that's your wife dude, congrats.

And to all the "too skinny haters", isn't it time to get back to your game of Dungeons & Dragons and scheduling your weekend paintball tournament? Fucking unreal all these "add 10 lbs to her and she'd be perfect" bullshit posts.
 
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