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awesome story. This is what the power of game does to chicks. It works, sometimes waaayy too well. Ignore a self proclaimed slut/queen/princess and her whole universe comes crashing down.



Berto said:
Allright I'm back.

I had been "talking to" this girl during the fall. Smart, tall, athletic blonde. Physical therapist doctor... seems pretty sane, right?

Well a few weeks ago, we had a falling out, but "made good" on Wednesday. She always liked me more than I like her, and I told her this. I am new to being self-employed and am in Acquire Currency / Disregard Females Mode. She "said" she understood but I knew that wasn't true.

So Saturday was her birthday party in my part of town. The meetup was 20 minutes north. When we "made good", I told her I wasn't going to her party because I'd be in Venice at this Internet Geek Meetup, which is priority.

Things at the meetup were starting to wind down, and I thought maybe the gang would want to come to her party along with Chase and Smaxor from A4D who were up from SD. I texted her and asked when the party started - BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.

Instead, I decided to split off and hung with another friendgirl who lives pretty close to the meetup. We just caught up for a bit. By the time I drove home, I was zonked out and it was like 1am anyway (bars close early in LA). The place where the girl's bday party was had a line and my phone was dead.

So I go to bed, throw in the earplugs so I don't get woken up by the local drunken douches, and goodnight.

I wake up at 9am.

3 missed calls from the birthday girl. 2:30am. 3:30am. 4:30am. There are about 75 text messages. She's begging me to open up. Why didn't I show up to her party. She's humiliated. She hates me. She cried herself to sleep. She's cold and drunk and thirsty. She's walking back in the cold. If I don't let her in she's going to throw up on my patio furniture. Got a few "Ddffdfdffefe" messages too. It goes on.

Apparently her drunk ass had been banging on my door ALL NIGHT LONG, so then finally she went and got her blanket (she's like a 10 minute walk) and SLEPT ON MY DOORSTEP.

In the meantime when I wake up, there are Facebook messages from my older neighbors. One reads, "Hey Berto, I went to walk the dog and there was a blonde sleeping on your stoop by the kitchen. I came back and she was gone but her blanket is still there. Should I call the cops?" The other one was earlier from the folks with a 12 year old, simply asking "What in the hell is going on?!"

I go outside, and sure as shit enough, there's her damned blankets. Should have taken a pic but I was too shocked. I texted her back and am like

"Holy fucking shit. I told you in person I wasn't going. This is absolutely unbelievable. You need to stay away from me for a long time. We are done."

She loses her shit, begging me to come over and talk with her, 2 emails and 50 texts later, she gets the picture. I tell her "Thanks for the Blanket, it's going to Good Will". After I ignore her for a while and tell her to stop - it's over, she finally quits / sobers up. I did leave her blanket out in the rain for her - That was the best I could do.

I gotta say, I'm slightly impressed with myself. I've never made a chick go this batshit crazy. Anyway, shouldn't have teased her by asking when the party started. That was bad/wrong.


TL;DR version - Bitches be crazy and I must be really damned good in the sack.
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Berto said:
Allright I'm back.

I had been "talking to" this girl during the fall. Smart, tall, athletic blonde. Physical therapist doctor... seems pretty sane, right?

Well a few weeks ago, we had a falling out, but "made good" on Wednesday. She always liked me more than I like her, and I told her this. I am new to being self-employed and am in Acquire Currency / Disregard Females Mode. She "said" she understood but I knew that wasn't true.

So Saturday was her birthday party in my part of town. The meetup was 20 minutes north. When we "made good", I told her I wasn't going to her party because I'd be in Venice at this Internet Geek Meetup, which is priority.

Things at the meetup were starting to wind down, and I thought maybe the gang would want to come to her party along with Chase and Smaxor from A4D who were up from SD. I texted her and asked when the party started - BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.

Instead, I decided to split off and hung with another friendgirl who lives pretty close to the meetup. We just caught up for a bit. By the time I drove home, I was zonked out and it was like 1am anyway (bars close early in LA). The place where the girl's bday party was had a line and my phone was dead.

So I go to bed, throw in the earplugs so I don't get woken up by the local drunken douches, and goodnight.

I wake up at 9am.

3 missed calls from the birthday girl. 2:30am. 3:30am. 4:30am. There are about 75 text messages. She's begging me to open up. Why didn't I show up to her party. She's humiliated. She hates me. She cried herself to sleep. She's cold and drunk and thirsty. She's walking back in the cold. If I don't let her in she's going to throw up on my patio furniture. Got a few "Ddffdfdffefe" messages too. It goes on.

Apparently her drunk ass had been banging on my door ALL NIGHT LONG, so then finally she went and got her blanket (she's like a 10 minute walk) and SLEPT ON MY DOORSTEP.

In the meantime when I wake up, there are Facebook messages from my older neighbors. One reads, "Hey Berto, I went to walk the dog and there was a blonde sleeping on your stoop by the kitchen. I came back and she was gone but her blanket is still there. Should I call the cops?" The other one was earlier from the folks with a 12 year old, simply asking "What in the hell is going on?!"

I go outside, and sure as shit enough, there's her damned blankets. Should have taken a pic but I was too shocked. I texted her back and am like

"Holy fucking shit. I told you in person I wasn't going. This is absolutely unbelievable. You need to stay away from me for a long time. We are done."

She loses her shit, begging me to come over and talk with her, 2 emails and 50 texts later, she gets the picture. I tell her "Thanks for the Blanket, it's going to Good Will". After I ignore her for a while and tell her to stop - it's over, she finally quits / sobers up. I did leave her blanket out in the rain for her - That was the best I could do.

I gotta say, I'm slightly impressed with myself. I've never made a chick go this batshit crazy. Anyway, shouldn't have teased her by asking when the party started. That was bad/wrong.


TL;DR version - Bitches be crazy and I must be really damned good in the sack.
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Nice story. Just the way Roissy would've done it.
 
Berto said:
Yesterday she e-mailed me. Said she was dropping something off on my doorstep, and don't worry it won't be a drunk birthday girl.

My buddy was over having a drink, and when he was leaving, he said there was a box at the door. It was wrapped in black and had a red bow... (today is my birthday).

I go to open it, and my buddy goes to the other side of the room thinking it was exploding dog shit.

Instead, it's a package of 2 beef jerky sticks, a pair of super soft black socks, this book: Amazon.com: The Little Black Book of Online Business: 1001 Insider Resources Every Business Owner Needs (9780470407769): Paul Galloway: Books , and a surf wax candle (which smell like GOD but are NOT cheap).

This was like a $45 present all told... I didn't even bother to go to her party. Now I feel bad. Jeez these freakin women know how to push buttons, that's for sure.
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So what's the update?
 
Haha whoa way to bump the old thread.

Basically, the first half of 2011, it was hit or miss if she was gonna be awkward or nice when I saw her around. 50/50 pick. I'd say hi and be fine no matter what, but she was a coinflip.

We got along great on the 4th of July (she refereed a big party race we had), so I was happy about that... that was the first solid weekend. Despite being in "big bad LA County", I live in a very small community. You see people all the time.

A month later, while she was horribly drunk at a big party weekend, she said some incredibly awful lies about me and completely cockblocked me. I got pwned, even though it was a total lie. Went back to never saying a word to her until like last month, when I went to her going away party (with the girl I was seeing -- I botched that one up though) and it was all cool enough.

Now I'm with a girl 7 years my senior, I am digging her, and we occasionally get it on to the awesome surf wax candle that last year's psycho gave me. Bahhahaha. The candle is about to be done though, so I'll have to get another one. Surf wax candles are amazing.
 
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Berto said:
Yesterday she e-mailed me. Said she was dropping something off on my doorstep, and don't worry it won't be a drunk birthday girl.

My buddy was over having a drink, and when he was leaving, he said there was a box at the door. It was wrapped in black and had a red bow... (today is my birthday).

I go to open it, and my buddy goes to the other side of the room thinking it was exploding dog shit.

Instead, it's a package of 2 beef jerky sticks, a pair of super soft black socks, this book: Amazon.com: The Little Black Book of Online Business: 1001 Insider Resources Every Business Owner Needs (9780470407769): Paul Galloway: Books , and a surf wax candle (which smell like GOD but are NOT cheap).

This was like a $45 present all told... I didn't even bother to go to her party. Now I feel bad. Jeez these freakin women know how to push buttons, that's for sure.
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Priceless story man. You can't make this kinda shit up... "Exploding dogshit" LMAO!
 
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