Soccer Know Your Roll

Actually let me counter with, do any of you football lovers play golf? Because golf is a pussy sport. Ever play pool? Pussy sport. Soccer is a game of finesse and athleticism. If you're going to compare it to another pro sport, I'd suggest taking a look at basketball... same premise. Comparing football and soccer is pretty much a moot point, as one game is about skill, finesse and endurance, and the other is about skill, speed, and muscle.
 


What terrible news! Heaven forbid the 'rest of the world' disapprove of whatever particular action we take! How I wish I could have a hive mentality like that! Please, can you tell us poor ignoramuses what are 'approved' sports that we will not be laughed at for? The opinion of those brave and successful Europeans is our number one priority, after all!

Listen, a yank started this thread not a european, your comment is null and void, I'm merely responding to this shambles of a thread.
 
Put 10 soccer players against 10 American football players and we'll see who the weak and cowardly ones are.

10 football players vs 10 soccer players ? Those football players will need a water break every 5 minutes.

Soccer - Skill, stamina, agility and speed
Football - Muscle and maybe skill. Their agility, stamina and speed is SHIT compare to soccer players.

I do respect the one making the plays for football and I also respect the quarter back, but compare entire sport as a whole, football players got nothing on soccer players.

A guy like that can play football, but he will never be able to play soccer, nuff said
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a guy like this can't even stand up after getting just one hit, nuff said

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Wtf does Beckham have to do with taking a hit in American football?
You are basically saying, he is not as big as an American football so he wouldnt do well in American football. Any American football player would get owned by Beckham in his own game, so whats your point?
 
For a start, your talking about soccer players playing american football, which most Soccer players could compete in, i.e catch a ball and run. Whereas put american football players into a soccer match and their lost, they have no skill, they are told what to do.

Are you fucking joking me? You think soccer players could suit up and compete with NFL football players? LOL

Take the fucking pads off and american 'football' might gain abit of respect, not sure if you know it but the rest of the world is laughing at your shitty commercialised, ad every 5 minutes sport. How sad that you actually try to defend it. HA.
Yeah, I really don't care that the world mocks American football. There's more strategy, toughness, and is much more exciting. Honestly how much time is wasted in soccer just kicking the ball back and forth up and down the huge field. It's just boring.

How do you know? If he was padded up I'm sure he could take a hit just like the rest of your pussy sportsmen.
At 6'0 170lbs? He would be crushed like a tiny sack of bones if he padded up.

Jardini said:
10 football players vs 10 soccer players ? Those football players will need a water break every 5 minutes.

Since we were just talking about which sport would have more "pussies", I'm not talking about who would win a soccer game.

Football - Muscle and maybe skill.
Yeah you seem to do a good job at trying to see both sides. Maybe skill? You're a fucking joke if you think football might take skill to play.

A guy like that can play football, but he will never be able to play soccer, nuff said
Hey, nice picture of some fatass peewee lineman. More relevant arguments from you!
 
So your a pussy Supernova cause you don't play football? Your one of those chubby fans that try to tag along with being a "tough guy".
 
So your a pussy Supernova cause you don't play football? Your one of those chubby fans that try to tag along with being a "tough guy".

Yeah, once again that's not what I said. Damn we need to take an IQ poll here at Wickedfire, I think the results would be surprisingly low.

a) I never said "If you don't play football, you're a pussy." One of the Euro soccer fans here called American football players pussies, I just noted that it was ironic he said that. He asked why, and I explained why soccer was more of a "pussy" sport than football (by definition).

b) I'm skinny, and wouldn't consider myself a tough guy.
 
Yeah, once again that's not what I said. Damn we need to take an IQ poll here at Wickedfire, I think the results would be surprisingly low.

a) I never said "If you don't play football, you're a pussy." One of the Euro soccer fans here called American football players pussies, I just noted that it was ironic he said that. He asked why, and I explained why soccer was more of a "pussy" sport than football (by definition).

b) I'm skinny, and wouldn't consider myself a tough guy.

Ok so let me get this straight your saying your a pussy and like teh cock too?
 
Yeah you seem to do a good job at trying to see both sides.

Soccer, soccer, soccer (football)...let's see...

a) Low scoring.
b) Gigantic field.
c) Too much booting the ball as far away from you as possible, chase it, other team just boots it/headbutts it back in the other direction.
d) Shootouts are hilarious. It's a fucking guessing game.
e) Take as many falls as possible to draw yellow/red cards.
f) The only way you can take someone out is by tripping them.

American football...

a) Different concise plays are run at specific times for specific strategies.
b) Combination of running AND throwing AND kicking the ball (egg).
c) Tackling.
d) Each play builds up a level of excitement. There's excitement a few times per game in soccer when somebody finally gets a shot on goal.
e) No senselessness of just booting the ball as far as possible from the opponent's scoring zone. You can't throw a bomb in football every time like you can bomb a soccer ball 100x a game.

You seem to do a good job at trying to see the both sides as well

Hey, nice picture of some fatass peewee lineman. More relevant arguments from you!

You will NEVER see a fatass like that in soccer, even if you do, he wont last more than 10 second. You kept saying football requires muscle, skill, speed or whatever, but that does NOT apply for all football players.
 
What terrible news! Heaven forbid the 'rest of the world' disapprove of whatever particular action we take! How I wish I could have a hive mentality like that! Please, can you tell us poor ignoramuses what are 'approved' sports that we will not be laughed at for? The opinion of those brave and successful Europeans is our number one priority, after all!

See, that's what it comes down to more than anything else; the American superiority complex. "We're better than everyone else", "our sport is better than all others", "the rest of the world is wrong and we're right", "Europeans are a bunch of pansies", "we don't give a shit what the world thinks of us", etc. etc. etc.

Is it any wonder why Americans are generally disliked everywhere they go? Is it any wonder why the ignorant American stereotype exists?
 
See, that's what it comes down to more than anything else; the American superiority complex. "We're better than everyone else", "our sport is better than all others", "the rest of the world is wrong and we're right", "Europeans are a bunch of pansies", "we don't give a shit what the world thinks of us", etc. etc. etc.

Is it any wonder why Americans are generally disliked everywhere they go? Is it any wonder why the ignorant American stereotype exists?

Please, don't let hellblazer be our ambassador.
 
You seem to do a good job at trying to see the both sides as well

Yeah well I got a little spicy and defensive at all the US/Euro American Football/Soccer "rivalry". I like football much more, so I need to play the part of my arrogant US blood and trash talk.

But never did I mention soccer isn't a sport of skill, endurance, and competition. Because, yeah it is and some of the sickest soccer plays are awesome just like the sickest football plays are awesome. I said it is less physical to the point of faking injury, requires less strategy, and is much less exciting. You said football takes "maybe skill". Come on.

You will NEVER see a fatass like that in soccer, even if you do, he wont last more than 10 second. You kept saying football requires muscle, skill, speed or whatever, but that does NOT apply for all football players.
And as mentioned, that picture is stupid and pointless. There are fat kids that play soccer too (already mentioned in this thread), they're not professionals. And football requires different skills. All of the "fatass" linemen in the NFL have an incredible amount of strength and skill at their position. It's not the prettiest position, but for their size a lot of them are remarkably fast and extremely strong and skilled. A soccer player couldn't play their position just like they can't play soccer, it's a moot point. But linemen are among the least watched players in American football, so the paragraph here is regarding the "worst" position.

That's one of the reasons I think American football overall is more exciting to watch. I can choose to watch the linemen and see what pressure they're getting on the QB, or I can watch the QB and see where he's looking and what he does with the ball, or I can watch the receivers and see which ones are open, or watch the defense and pick out what formation they're running and where the blitz is coming from. So many things dictate what happens with the ball.

In American football, where the ball goes depends on all of those factors. In soccer, entire play revolves around where the soccer ball is at any point in time. By the time they set themselves up, someone from the other team is likely to have stolen it and booted it to the opposite end of the field. So while there's a ton of movement and "positioning" in soccer, it's boring to watch because it just looks like the players are running towards the ball every time. There are plays where it doesn't happen, but they're far less frequent than in football.
 
Is it any wonder why Americans are generally disliked everywhere they go? Is it any wonder why the ignorant American stereotype exists?

Not really. I'm pretty accepting of the "arrogant fat American" stereotype, I don't blame any outsider for thinking that.

But, since I'm here living in America and am well protected, I really just don't care. Although the government is really starting to get on my nerves, along with liberalism.

EDIT : On a stereotypical note, when I think of Europeans all I think of are man purses lol.
 
Not really. I'm pretty accepting of the "arrogant fat American" stereotype, I don't blame any outsider for thinking that.

But, since I'm here living in America and am well protected, I really just don't care. Although the government is really starting to get on my nerves, along with liberalism.

EDIT : On a stereotypical note, when I think of Europeans all I think of are man purses lol.

Oooooooh ok I think i finally gotcha!

So your saying you are a pussy like teh cock and wear gimp suit every Sunday morning before church and sing "I'm out of love" by Anastacia?
 
See, that's what it comes down to more than anything else; the American superiority complex. "We're better than everyone else", "our sport is better than all others", "the rest of the world is wrong and we're right", "Europeans are a bunch of pansies", "we don't give a shit what the world thinks of us", etc. etc. etc.

Is it any wonder why Americans are generally disliked everywhere they go? Is it any wonder why the ignorant American stereotype exists?

Garbage response. You totally ignored the Irish douche that said the 'rest of the world' was laughing at American football, which is what I was replying to.

Oh, but that's fine with you? The "European/Irish/whatever the fuck" superiority complex? Or does the fabled American "superiority complex" only bother you because its true?

Your bias is showing.