Some Fuck Pointed His Domain To My Site

[crossfittn]

Here's the situation.

Some piece of shit has his domain pointing to my server's IP address, and he won't respond to any emails, and his phone number is fake. PairNIC is refusing to do anything about it as they say this isn't against their policies.

My host said there's nothing they can do about it either.

So I'm stuck watching this guy with thousands of duplicates of MY pages indexed in Google under his domain name.

WTF!?

What can I do?

 

[lerchmo]

yeah you can show a monster penis rather than your site if the domain is not your own.

 

[crossfittn]

I don't know how to do the monster penis redirect. Can you share the bucket, Lerchmo?

 

[wesley]

Hmm well, I'm not sure, but can you not do (with php):

if ($_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] != 'www.mysite.com' && $_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] != 'mysite.com') { die(); }

Not sure though, test it or ask around.

You can probably do it easier with .htaccess though.

Something like this:

RewriteEngine on
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} <www.domain.com>
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ http://www.domain.com/penis [R=302, L]

All untested. Though the second method could cause problems for google? Again unsure

 

[ConceptualMind]

I don't know how to do the monster penis redirect. Can you share the bucket, Lerchmo?

Keep penis pic requests to PMs. We don't need this filthy crap in threads.

 

[lerchmo]

hmm I can suggest sites but due to the wide variety of available penis pictures you will need to narrow your request down, .htaccess is probably the best solution for redirecting...

 

[crossfittn]

lol i just want a fucking redirect code. NO penis resources necessary. thanks

 

[chatmasta]

Keep penis pic requests to PMs. We don't need this filthy crap in threads.

Hey cM you're unbanned.

 

[lerchmo]

for fucks sake crossfitn
do I have to do everything for you?

 

[John]

for fucks sake crossfitn
do I have to do everything for you?

bwahahahahaha

 

[kaveman]

God lerch, you put the most wang on this board by far

 

[Anarkist]

Damn it's becoming more like browsing a Porn board hahah! These Dicks and Pussies keep popping out of nowhere!

 

[LazyHippy]

:repuke:

 

[Anarkist]

See poor Lazy Hippy just puked on his partner seeing that stuff













And his partner puked on him too ..... oh wait!

 

[aeiouy]

If their whois stuff really is invalid you can file a complaint and they will force the registrar to do something.

 

[Deliguy]

lol damn! was not expecting that

oh and do the redirect wesley mentioned and forward it to a big ass landing page. or trans porn

 

[nis]

What are you complaining about? You get free traffic. When you get that redirector working, use it to send the traffic somewhere useful.

How much traffic is he sending you anyway.

 

[ScottDaMan]

1. Report it to google immediately so they can ban his domain. That way you won't be slammed with dup content filters.
2. Redirect his domain.com to goatse. HAHAHA
3. After the asshole fucks off, remove the redirect in case it effects spiders somehow.
4. Repeat if he repeats.

 

[DaveEMG]

Jesus that dick came outta nowhere! Dammit!

 

[smash]

Redirect it to your own affiliate or MFA page and make some cash. Hell tell me what it's about and I'll let you redirect it to one of my sites!