Strippers at Affiliate Summit?!?!?

[mormuno01]

Hey guys, I'm thinking about hiring 8 strippers to walk around in bikini's with me at Affiliate Summit West just to prove how much of a pimp daddy I am, but am wondering if you guys would be offended or not. Let me know what you think.

I am like Rich Jerk on Crack.

 

[internetkings]

Will there be an option for a lapdance from one of the 8?

 

[ncmedia]

ummm.... If I saw a dude at some conference with 8 hired hoes around him all day, I wouldn't give a fuck who you were I would think you're a geek (unless you were hugh). Then again, if I was a geek that couldn't get any, I might be your new best friend.

You wouldn't feel funny or like a douche doing this? errr are you one of the event organizers? That might make sense actually but post count/neg rep, i'm not sure.

 

[barman]

i am interested in your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[iprofit]

The sad part is you gotta hire 8 of them, real pimps such as myself wouldnt hire them

 

[mormuno01]

UPDATE: I will possibly be able to offer you the following from my sexy strippers, with a simple exchange:

-Lap Dance: 100 backlinks to one of my sites or (25) 300 word articles that pass Copyscape

-Blow Job: 500 PR 3 or higher backlinks or (100) 300 word articles that pass Copyscape

-Unprotected Sex time in your favorite position: 1000 PR 4 or higher backlinks or (500) 300 word articles that pass Copyscape

-Threesome: 3 months of SEO services to my sites including 1000 PR4 or Higher Backlinks, 300 Articles per month, and PPC campaign management

-Full Blown 2 Hour Orgy: You become my personal assistant for 12 months including SEO, Article Writing, PPC, and Social Media Campaigns.

Any Takers?

 

[papajohn56]

yeah I'm fucking offended - offended that you can't get your own tail without paying for it

 

[mormuno01]

i am interested in your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Only Ass Kissing wanna be affiliates offer newsletters. Affiliates that make 1 mil/month+ don't have blogs or newsletters :smilie_weihn_winki:

 

[Sonny Forelli]

SECOND UPDATE: I will be able to donate $300 towards outsourced (elance/indian) comedy lessons with a simple process to complete transaction:

-Sign up for two (2) bizop kits

-Fill out 100 free dating profiles from unique US IP's.

-Punch yourself in the mouth.

Interested? PM me for links.

 

[mormuno01]

SECOND UPDATE: I will be able to donate $300 towards outsourced (elance/indian) comedy lessons with a simple process to complete transaction:

-Sign up for two (2) bizop kits

-Fill out 100 free dating profiles from unique US IP's.

-Punch yourself in the mouth.

Interested? PM me for links.

Google Profits and Google Home Income Please

 

[canucksfan19]

As long as there fat its all good.

 

[*niko*]

This reminds me of the Ironman scene that they are on his private jet and the air hostesses are also strippers.

Now that's pimp. When I get crazy rich I won't have a crazy big house or a lambo. Instead I will be rolling with a maid wearing a french maid outfit and daily stripper visits.

 

[mormuno01]

Apparently there has been some confusion as to whether I am being serious or not. If you doubt me just wait til you see my women. All you computer geek virgins will be dying to get your peenies into these girls.

 

[parrot head]

 

[*niko*]

Apparently there has been some confusion as to whether I am being serious or not. If you doubt me just wait til you see my women. All you computer geek virgins will be dying to get your peenies into these girls.

Paying for chicks does not impress anyone....except if they give free lapdances.

 

[mormuno01]

THIRD UPDATE: I will give away 10 free lapdances to the first 10 people to PM me.

OUT

 

[mormuno01]

FINAL NOTICE: only 2 lap dances left. HURRY, WHILE PUSSIES LAST

 

[*niko*]

Now that's cool.

:smilie_weihn_winki:

 

[mormuno01]

PUSSIES ARE SOLD OUT.

 

[Making Money]

stupid ass thread