Strippers at Affiliate Summit?!?!?

[Bofu2U]

-Threesome: 3 months of SEO services to my sites including 1000 PR4 or Higher Backlinks, 300 Articles per month, and PPC campaign management

Did you not know I'm on this board? I'll take all 8. I'll do 15,000 PR4+ if you leave out PPC campaign management and the articles.

 

[PhillipMarlow]

 

[mormuno01]

Did you not know I'm on this board? I'll take all 8. I'll do 15,000 PR4+ if you leave out PPC campaign management and the articles.

Throw in a EWA membership and you're on

 

[IncomeSlayer]

Throw in a EWA membership and you're on

Just jerk ryan off with your feet and you'll be accepted right after

 

[mormuno01]

Just jerk ryan off with your feet and you'll be accepted right after

Naw I dids that already and they denied me.

 

[Bofu2U]

Naw I dids that already and they denied me.

If you're serious, I am. I can't guarantee how long you'll be accepted, but maybe if I sell the rights to "fat fuck threesome vegas" to Ryan he'll accept ya for like a day or two.

 

[BigWill]

Having strippers around me all day would piss me off unless you paid them to not talk lol

 

[acemenace]

I know who I am voting for January ban.

 

[myk08]

gayest thread i ever read. hands down

 

[amateursurgeon]

Please tell me this is some sort of humour attempt.

 

[NVCreatives]

stupid ass thread

^^^^

 

[mormuno01]

You guys are gonna laugh your little penises off when you see the dude at ASW with 8 blonde, tan, hot strippers. Then your gonna go up to your hotel room and jack off watching porn.

Acai berry 4 life

 

[kingofsp]

UPDATE: I will possibly be able to offer you the following from my sexy strippers, with a simple exchange:

-Lap Dance: 100 backlinks to one of my sites or (25) 300 word articles that pass Copyscape

-Blow Job: 500 PR 3 or higher backlinks or (100) 300 word articles that pass Copyscape

-Unprotected Sex time in your favorite position: 1000 PR 4 or higher backlinks or (500) 300 word articles that pass Copyscape

-Threesome: 3 months of SEO services to my sites including 1000 PR4 or Higher Backlinks, 300 Articles per month, and PPC campaign management

-Full Blown 2 Hour Orgy: You become my personal assistant for 12 months including SEO, Article Writing, PPC, and Social Media Campaigns.

Any Takers?

Nerds like you make me ashamed to tell people what I do for a living.

 

[Enigmabomb]

Troll?

....

 

[rileypool]

All you fucking internet geeks talking about pulling ass. Let's see how many non-strippers party with us at ASW.

Josh Ziering, you're not included.

 

[cryptix]

Hey guys, I'm thinking about hiring 8 strippers to walk around in bikini's with me at Affiliate Summit West just to prove how much of a pimp daddy I am, but am wondering if you guys would be offended or not. Let me know what you think.

I am like Rich Jerk on Crack.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

 

[Cap'nShplanky]

Have you ever been around many strippers? I mean, outside of the club?

Surround yourself with 8 of'em and you'll implode in a drama vortex.

p.s. thx 4 sig

 

[rockhard]

Hey guys, I'm thinking about hiring 8 strippers to walk around in bikini's with me at Affiliate Summit West just to prove how much of a pimp daddy I am, but am wondering if you guys would be offended or not. Let me know what you think.

I am like Rich Jerk on Crack.

Having 8 strippers walk around with you = being a poser.

Having 8 escorts come to your hotel room = being a pimp.

 

[pacman0r]

The only strippers I wanna see are at spearmint.

 

[Enigmabomb]

Josh Ziering, you're not included.

Wow, called out by name, not even by my elite hax0r alias. lols