Success Stories

MatthewVint

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Aug 7, 2010
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Eyy.

Post up some of your success stories, like guys with so much income you quit your day job and became a rich fuck.

I want some inspiration!
 


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Sold my cheeseburger's today, so I guess Im ballin'
 
Someone I know won the Powerball for 78.3mil last month. I was just at a BP gas station and some woman was playing it. I was trying to tell her the story about it and she ignored me (like she's worth caring about lol).

She ended up leaving her credit card and I told the gas attendant "if she wants to be a douche let her be an unlucky douche alone." So he didn't go out to the car and give her the card.

LOL success.

Douchebag 0 = SoupyOne 1
 
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Upgraded from dirt walls to imitation wood paneling.

Liv’n large in the crawl space. Soon I’ll be in a luxury basement.
 
i was broke yo, until i put dem acai rebills on dis thing called google. now i make elevendy million a month.
 
Just registered my S-Corp and got business checking account; $50 minimum initial deposit in the bank, aww yesss, I'm an entrepreneur.
True story.
 
Someone I know won the Powerball for 78.3mil last month. I was just at a BP gas station and some woman was playing it. I was trying to tell her the story about it and she ignored me (like she's worth caring about lol).

She ended up leaving her credit card and I told the gas attendant "if she wants to be a douche let her be an unlucky douche alone." So he didn't go out to the car and give her the card.

LOL success.

Douchebag 0 = SoupyOne 1

I like your style.
 
I came up with a dick roll cookie-stuffing program, every time some stupid idiot shmuck gets rolled, I make money. I'm now a billionaire.