First, thanks everyone for the contributions, this thread is awesome.
Now, when I ask questions, I don't just sit on my dainty little hands and touch my penis. No. I go out and look.
So, I've checked out Zen (no likey), Shopify (ok, but not very flexible), Magento (bloated and needs heavy customization), Volution (slow!) and a few others are no-gos.
I'm really leaning toward a hosted solution; coding/servers is not my strong side. I just need to find a good hosted solution within my budget.
I was looking at goecart.com and got really, really horny. But I'm just not ready to sink that kind of money in an all in one solution (they have some really awesome CRM, stock and other systems management all integrated. In fact, they integrate chat and toll free numbers with customer profiles to auto record and associate all communication... fucking sick) These guys have some heavy hitters in the eCommerce arena. I remember in the late 90s my dad buying my agro-skates on one of the sites that is currently on their platform.
I really liked what I saw from bigcommerce.com - especially the integration with other systems like Microsoft RMS. Anyone have any experience with that? It sounds really slick. I love the idea of centralizing.
I'm still pending looking into opencart, prestashop and a couple of others. I'll report back with my findings. Also, post an update on what I end up going with.
@spitfire, I agree with you ion lobster and picnics. But anal sex and champagne? I LOVE anal sex and champagne, especially the two together. Also, if you want to move images onto a CDN that is free, check out google apps, I host my images from their servers:
http://24ways.org/2008/using-google-app-engine-as-your-own-cdn/
It isn't the best, I'm sure almost anything paid is faster. But it is a decent solution to balance your loads.