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clyde

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How much money do I need to have before I can address you directly?
 


Follow the proper protocol. Send a single eagles feather to him in the mail. If he wishes to allow you to speak directly to him you will receive that feather back in the mail. It's a bit of a pain but works as intended.

You need to either keep yourself updated or stop giving out outdated information.

Single eagle feathers are now automatically dropped inside the ginarmous spam box placed outside his house.

There was a workaround for this that someone posted earlier this week, can't seem to find it now though.
 
Did you say you wanted more pictures?

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You have to know the 3 finger gang sign so he knows which set you rep.

Once applied (simply point at something in a pic with your pinky and forth finger held in, oh and half smile - ^ clues above), you get g-checked and might spot an eagle shortly after.

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OK since Ryan Eagle has now become our supreme elitist leader, everything great is now considered Eagle. Come up with your best slogans, phrases or quips that show the greatness of Eagle. Por example:

“Once you Eagle, you can’t stop!”

“You want the Eagle? YOU CAN’T HANDLE EAGLE!”

“I wake up in the morning and piss Eagle”

“Get Eagle or Die Trying”

“Silly Rabbit, Eagle is for Kids!”

“The Incredible, Edible Eagle!”

OK go!
 
Eagle Just Feels Right.

Does You Does, or Does You Don’t Take Eagle?

I Liked The Eagle So Much, I Bought The Company!

Now with 50% more Eagle!

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Eagle.

Fill It To The Rim With Eagle.

Nothing Sucks Like An Eagle.
 
No legacy is so Eagle as honesty. - William Shakespeare

Many ideas grow Eagle when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

Innovation distinguishes between an Eagle and a follower. – Steve Jobs

The key to Eagle… is to let go of fear. – Roseanne Cash

Thank you, God, for this Eagle life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. – Garrison Keillor
 
I’m not Ryan Eagle i just fuck a lot


Gimme that funk, that sweet that nasty that Eagle shit


Last night an Eagle saved my life


Hey eagle you’re so fine you’re so fine you blow my mind hey eagle!


All I need in this life of sin, is me and my eagle


eagle laced me, Ski did too…


a man without Eagle is a man without qualities


O eagle where art thou?


Eagle gets Eagle.
 
Hello friend,

I no think should make Ryan Eagle mad because he very danger person.

Before Copeac boss make him mad and now Copeac sue by FTC and bank.

Good luck bro
 
what the fuck is on his upper lip and chin? Pic of craptastic blue suit reminds of the Drew Barrymore when she dressed up as a dude in Charlie's Angels.

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