Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

Check sig.

Here's the continuation -

Her: hahaha, are you serious??
Me: Hell yes
Her: Ummm, lol, ok sure. Can you wait a week?
Me: That's no bueno for me. I'm a busy guy. Why wait anyway?
Her: I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection.

::disconnected::
 


So, I sent out a text to like 10 girls at once for maximum lol...

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Maybe you should have called me back :p

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Your a fucking asshole!

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS??

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: What r u doing this wknd? Will u fix my computer?

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: lol.. rly? what you ment was you want to take me to a nice dinner and a movie rite? ^_^

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: hmmmmmm......

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Was that a mass text???

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Lol... i dont think my boyfriend would like that

hahaha... the computer one was an ex, and so was the 'asshole' one. But the girl I'm doing dinner and movie with tomorrow is creme de la creme.

Fucking hilarious...
 
kidChaos said:
So, I sent out a text to like 10 girls at once for maximum lol...

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Maybe you should have called me back :p

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Your a fucking asshole!

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS??

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: What r u doing this wknd? Will u fix my computer?

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: lol.. rly? what you ment was you want to take me to a nice dinner and a movie rite? ^_^

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: hmmmmmm......

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Was that a mass text???

Me: Ayyyy girl... when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Lol... i dont think my boyfriend would like that

hahaha... the computer one was an ex, and so was the 'asshole' one. But the girl I'm doing dinner and movie with tomorrow is creme de la creme.

Fucking hilarious...
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FAIL

Not even 1 out of ten? lol
 
First conversion:

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: just come over right now im horny too
Me: Can you pick me up?
Her: i'll call you when im outside

Syrsly.. this is just too easy

Next I'm gonna split test asking them in real life. I'm sure the offline leads will convert better.
 
Garrett said:
First conversion:

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: just come over right now im horny too
Me: Can you pick me up?
Her: i'll call you when im outside

Syrsly.. this is just too easy

Next I'm gonna split test asking them in real life. I'm sure the offline leads will convert better.
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pics or fake
 
Some of you guys have balls of steel. I like to use methods that give me more control.

I couldn't see myself texting that. One of the main reasons is that I and the girls/women I know don't talk like that. They'd be confused.

Some of those responses, hah...I'm curious to who these girls are.

Funny as hell, though. Entertaining thread.
 
I can see into the future:

All the way to Digg.com May 2010:

"Mass number of babies born this month from SMS text joke"
 
I couldn't see myself texting that. One of the main reasons is that I and the girls/women I know don't talk like that. They'd be confused.
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This.

But I still gave it a shot...

Me: Hey, when are you going to let me tap that?
She: ??
Me: When are you going to give me some?
She: what!
She: what are you trying to say?
Me: When are we going to make sweet love by the fire?
She: Ugh, I'm in my peroid. Bad mood.
Me: If that's the only reason I can bring some towels. I'm horny right now.
She: I'm in crysis. I need some consolation.
Me: Ok I'm coming over to console you. I'll bring some towels just in case.


Me: Hey, when are you going to let me tap that?
She: lol, what?
Me: When are you going to give me some?
She: Haha, dunno.
She: When are you coming to australia :D ?
 
fixie said:
This.

But I still gave it a shot...

Me: Hey, when are you going to let me tap that?
She: ??
Me: When are you going to give me some?
She: what!
She: what are you trying to say?
Me: When are we going to make sweet love by the fire?
She: Ugh, I'm in my peroid. Bad mood.
Me: If that's the only reason I can bring some towels. I'm horny right now.
She: I'm in crysis. I need some consolation.
Me: Ok I'm coming over to console you. I'll bring some towels just in case.
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lol - no pics required :repuke:
 
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