Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

Damn - i'm a bit late to this thread, but am definitely gonna test this "When you gonna let me tap that?" offer using those exact same keywords to see how it converts.

And this is the first time I'll *hope* for plenty of scrubbing & shaving (you know... "down there").
 


Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What time are you picking up the kids?
Me: Girl, when can I hit it?
Her: Bring milk and bread.


Sigh..

The life of a married man with kids...
 
ROFL read the whole thing.

<3 WF

Already texted GF, ill post response. Maybe some random girls if i get drunk next weekend.
 
not exactly by the code, but i got photos and it worked so fuck you, i win.
I did try the messages though with no success, so i had to step it up a notch.

So yeah, basically lastnite i went to a club and met this girl i've never met before:

me:hi my name is {name}
her: my name is {name} (can't remember)
me: nice to meet you, so girl can i ask you a question
her: go on
me: so when are you gonna let me tap that
her: hahaha, are you serious
me: haha, fo sho. so when can i tap that?
her: haha, idk.
me: so you want it, huh?
her: idk, maybe.
me: nice, check you later then?
her: hah, we see.

few hours later:
tap.jpg
 
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yea we got into this a few weeks ago off of that thread on that forum, one of my genius friends sent it to his cousin which had same name as another girl he thought was texting.....few days later....now the whole fam is having a "reunion" to discuss this apparent mishap ...hahahaahah
 
nohatter said:
not exactly by the code, but i got photos and it worked so fuck you, i win.
I did try the messages though with no success, so i had to step it up a notch.

So yeah, basically lastnite i went to a club and met this girl i've never met before:

me:hi my name is {name}
her: my name is {name} (can't remember)
me: nice to meet you, so girl can i ask you a question
her: go on
me: so when are you gonna let me tap that
her: hahaha, are you serious
me: haha, fo sho. so when can i tap that?
her: haha, idk.
me: so you want it, huh?
her: idk, maybe.
me: nice, check you later then?
her: hah, we see.

few hours later:
tap.jpg
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Masterful job good sir... now we just need to sort out getting you a new phone to replace that W880i piece of crap ;)
 
Yes, prop to my black playa bro.

nohatter said:
not exactly by the code, but i got photos and it worked so fuck you, i win.
I did try the messages though with no success, so i had to step it up a notch.

So yeah, basically lastnite i went to a club and met this girl i've never met before:

me:hi my name is {name}
her: my name is {name} (can't remember)
me: nice to meet you, so girl can i ask you a question
her: go on
me: so when are you gonna let me tap that
her: hahaha, are you serious
me: haha, fo sho. so when can i tap that?
her: haha, idk.
me: so you want it, huh?
her: idk, maybe.
me: nice, check you later then?
her: hah, we see.

few hours later:
tap.jpg
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tangy said:
now we just need to sort out getting you a new phone to replace that W880i piece of crap ;)
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Touche. Sorry about the bad angles, these were taken before the action, and i was eager to get in to IT. Also i got no actual action photos, because my hands were busy all the time. :)

touche.png
 
Me - When you gonna let me tap that?
Her - Shut up
Me - Shut up?
Her - Yeah, shut up
Me - Don't be like that, when's this happening
Her - Never
Me - Sooo you're saying there's a chance
(no reply)

Me - When you gonna let me tap that?
Her - Who is this?
Me - (my name) who the fuck is this?
Her - You text me, don't you have my name with the number?
Me - You're getting off topic, when's this happening
Her - (my name).....wtf....you said we would never talk again...
Me - Oh shit! I forgot about that! Well, now you can make it up to me!
Her - You still live at the same house?
Me - See you in 20 :)

Me - When you gonna let me tap that?
Her - When you're ready to have kids...?
Me - Ew mom..wtf
Her - Hahahahahahahahahaha

Me - When you gonna let me tap that?
Her - When pig's fly
Me - I can hover..
Her - Are you calling yourself a pig?
Me - Are we gonna fuck?
Her - Wowwwwww
Me - Yeahhhh
(no reply)

Me - When you gonna let me tap that?
Her - Lol what? Lol
Me - I'm not gonna repeat
Her - Are you drunk?
Me - Nope, so what's up
Her - At home, I'm not that kind of girl. Thought we were gonna take it slow?
Me - Wait...is this (another girl's name)?
Her - Wow, if this was a phone call I just hung up on you...
Me - Lmao did you really just say that?
(no reply)
Me - Can I have some of your panties for old time's sake?
Her - (my name), now I know this is just a joke! Haha silly! You wanna go see a movie?
Me - Are we gonna fuck?
(no reply)

AND THE BEST ONE I GOT
Me - When you gonna let me tap that?
Her - Haha! My brother showed me this on WickedFire!
Me - God dammit....
Her - Thanks for including me :)
Me - Fuck you, see you at church on Sunday....
Her - LMAO
 
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betweenfailures said:
AND THE BEST ONE I GOT
Me - When you gonna let me tap that?
Her - Haha! My brother showed me this on WickedFire!
Me - God dammit....
Her - Thanks for including me :)
Me - Fuck you, see you at church on Sunday....
Her - LMAO
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Wow there's so much bizarre in this text I wouldn't even know where to start.
 
JustFU said:
Don't need long tails or any more research...

You just need to add a bonus:

And if you let me tap that ass today, I will immediately take you to a convenience store and load our face with Snickers and M&M's.
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dude that was so funny you have so much win in you!!!!!!!
 
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