That Stupid Myspace Ebook

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Here's the email I sent to the owner of the site. Hopefully he/she responds back soon and fulfills my request:

Hi-

Please remove my username Mook-Jon from SPF and my domain name from your damn ebook site. Of all people to list a quote from, you should know by now that I absolutely despise ebooks and people who sell them. So remove it now please. You can keep the quote, I could care less about that. I just want zero association with you and your piece of shit ebook. Got it?

Email me back and let me know when it's off. I'm sick of these IM's already from people asking me why I am endorsing some idiot's ebook, when I clearly had zero knowledge of this. Some people may like the attention, I don't.. and stop reading my blog. It's for people who want to make money, not rip others off by selling bullshit information packaged in a pdf file to sell them on something they can easily get for free on forums.

Jon
 


Ha Fuckin Funny Jon. When i Im'd you didnt think you were serious. LOL.. Dude we are cracking up..

Some Idiot's Ebook
Your Peice of Shit Ebook...

That dude is going to feel like shit after that one...
 
Here's the response email:

Hi Jon,

Piece of shit ebook? You haven't even read it. I was simply giving credit for the quote, nothing more. I don't appreciate this email at all. You could have asked me in a more professional way to remove your name, I have absolutely no problem with that. There are a lot of things people do online that I don't like, but I'm not going to act like an ass towards them. I'll continue to read your blog as well as the forums anyway.

Thanks,
 
...and the responses continue! I actually had a lot more to say, but I shortened it, even though it is kinda long, in true, pissed off Jon fashion.

Alex-

Yes. Congratulations, you read it correctly. Did you learn that from an ebook? Maybe one day you were walking along and you figured "heyyyy, how can I rip people off, I know, I'll sell them a $67 stinking pile of shit ebook on how to spam the hell out of myspace and then when they see my ebook is a piece of crap, I'll just use the typical ebook tactics of saying 'sell my ebook to your friends and I'll give you 75% of the commission!'." I think you bought some $10 ebook, sent it off to one of the ebook sweatshops to be rewritten, and pre-packaged with your lame excuse for a "sales page", but I think you didn't want to spring for the premium package that includes the fake yellow highlights everywhere. You suck! There's my professionalism for you scam artists.

Yes again, that is why it's a piece of shit. I don't need to read it to know so. Wow, look at those trustworthy testimonials from gullible and naive idiots who run piece of shit websites themselves! They definitely know what they are talking about! Wooo yeah I trust their opinions, now I'm going to buy this ebook and find out ways to use myspace to promote my worthless ebook crap to other idiots.

You do realize that this whole ebook on Myspace "promotions" clearly violates their TOS.. So in a sense you are selling something to people that can essentially get them sued by Myspace too. That's like selling stolen clothing from a dept store with the alarm tags still on them, and saying "well, if you can't sell these to people on ebay, then just sell the whole lot to some other idiot and convince them that they can make lots of money with it, and you can also turn a profit!". Yeah.. great business model you got going here. What's up with the ink signatures too after every "letter"? Do you think it makes you seem more legitimate?

So what other ebooks do you scam..err... sell? Any of those "quick buy this for $1k now because we are only selling a limited number of copies (aka 5 billion) or until we run out!" -- Don't you guys realize how stupid things like this are? You and your ebook "guru" shit bags are trying to convince people that you will run out of pdf files. How is that possible exactly? I've always wondered. Maybe you guys think that they are being manufactured in some sweatshop in China and that the world is running low on pdf files? Ahh! Not a pdf file crisis!!

I do hope that someday you and your cronies realize that you are scamming people. As much as I hate ebooks in general, I don't hate all of them. Just the ones that try and convince people that they will make a cajillion dollars by working 2 minutes a day. And where do all of these "experts" come from?? Is there some ebook university that I don't know about that every scam artist attends, and then makes it mandatory to go onto the Warrior Forum and spam eachother their ebook shit?

The whole thing is fucking stupid and a giant scam, and you know it. Anyhow, please feel free to forward this to your other douche bag "guru" pals so that maybe they can learn from it and wake the fuck up and stop doing this shit. This is NOT Internet marketing, this is called ripping people off.

Anyway, have a goodnight and fuck off.

Jon

PS - did you notice how I highlighted the fuck off bit? That's my way of trying to get the selling point across that I'm serious. Works wonders right?
 
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