This guy is a professional slit sniffer:
...And then Mr. Specific chimes in with the subtlety of a serial killer:
Finally:
Obviously, ^this^ guy has never received a face full of snatch before.
All in all, a very weird article.
Sometimes, I get the feeling women are deeply ashamed of their genitals. If they weren't, why is there this huge compensatory "Vaginal Worship" movement going on? Why do women have this pseudo-mystical, quasi-cultish obsession with their beef curtains?
Why do women hate the word "moist" so much?
It's all becoming very clear...
